HEY GUISE! Guess what? Remember Bunneh's giant creeper? No? well, it's a huge creeper made of mossy and regular cobblestone that Bunneh built in honor of the almighty Sky Genie.
Well, Mr.Bunneh & TaxiService are proud to present the
Bunneh's thirst for destruction and my burning desire for leaving other projects half finished drove us to FILL AND CHARGE THIS HARMLESS STATUE WITH A LITERAL SHITLOAD OF DEADLY DYNAMITE turning it into A MASS DESTRUCTION FIRECRACKER!!! Ò_Ó
Now, do you want to miss this spectacular show? I can't even CONCEIVE the possibility that you could not want to WITNESS THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Consequently: BE THERE! We're going to make the creeper explode on <insert date here> at <insert hour here>. Don't miss it!
DERP: Me and Bunneh need to set a date and hour though. Let's see when we guys can and can't witness this shit.
Our goal is to let the most players see this thing explode at once; also record it from different angles in case we want to assemble a video clip for youtube or something!
PLEASE ANSWER WITH THE TIMES AND DAYS YOU CAN BE PRESENT TO THIS! thanks! :3
-The Giant Exploding Creeper Festival Authority