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[P!ckoff]

Will someone please tell me what the fuck this is?

[Al Capwn]

We honestly don't know.

[Løki]

The link that was in the PMs has been posted -.-
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?42lyiqo2x12
Once you have that you get
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?hejajui0yjt

[Al Capwn]

The audio linked us to John Paul Jones.

[Hostbot]

This is getting stupid ¬.¬

[Kiyoshi]

not rly, you just don't understand

[Locke]

Allow me to lend you my aid, in return for finding me my key.

Atllh cheese turkey mainkirnd health its united bats dievieded ninto twhroee wormholes clarsses kings: those plants that bake are scrumptious immovable, thodse secrets that aren't are movable, and thosse that symbolize move.

Perhaps this can now be converted into a slightly more understandable form?

You may also wish to remember one last thing, my friends:

-13.

[Al Capwn]

That's already been done. It says "Thirteen Words"

[Løki]

Atllh cheese turkey mankind health is united but is divided into three wormhole class kings: those plants that bake are scrumptious immovable, those secrets that aren't are movable, and those that symbolize move.
What I have o_O

[Al Capwn]

That's the same as the original. Take out all the unneeded letters.

[Løki]

Atllh cheese turkey mainkirnd health its united bats dievieded ninto twhroee wormholes clarsses kings: those plants that bake are scrumptious immovable, thodse secrets that aren't are movable, and thosse that symbolize move.

Atllh cheese turkey mankind health is united but is divided into three wormhole class kings: those plants that bake are scrumptious immovable, those secrets that aren't are movable, and those that symbolize move.

Different

[Al Capwn]

That's just random gibberish. All the extra letters in there spell Thirteen Words -.-

[Franklin]

I beg your pardon? This is most certainly not gibberish, my fine sir.

[Noodle]

I beg your pardon? This is most certainly not gibberish, my fine sir.

Your life is gibberish, my retarded sir. Just because you found a way to speak in hex and you confused one or two people doesn't make you cool. Neither does your atrocious conspiracy theory approach at existence. Go back to your god forsaken urine soaked hole, you inept baboon.

[Løki]

You guys just need to stop worrying about the point, and actually think for once
It's rather fun to figure out these puzzles.