Omegle chats

[Sven]

I love dave chapelle.

[Sven]

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Stranger: japanese? 日本人ですか？？ can you tell me your email
You: Yes, my email is Gofuckyourself@Unoob.com
Stranger: i sent message now
You: >.>
You: <.<
You: LMAO
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You: hey there stranger
Stranger: hey .
You: haven't seen you round these parts.
You: Are you from outta town>
You: I'd like to buy you a chicken leg stranger,
Stranger: i from usa .
Stranger: hbu ?
You: Unless yer a veggie.
You: We don't take too kindly to veggies in these parts.
Stranger: i like buy you a had chicken stanger
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[Kayar]

^ You're a noob...

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Stranger: hi
You: Pardon me Bartholomew, but have you seen my chickens?
You: They ran away from me this past yestereve and I can't seem to track them.
You: Batholomew, my dear fellow?
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Stranger: hiii
You: Sir, I am a member of the FBI. We have been tracking you for the past few weeks.
You: We know everything.
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Stranger: oןןǝɥ
You: Oh why hello there.
You: That's a nice font you have.
Stranger: so?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i just copy from another stranger
Stranger: hahahahaahaaa
You: ... Which is ultimately using the same font that they used.
You: So, again, nice font.
Stranger: i dont hv that font sorry
You: Yes, I know that already, you just told me that you had to copy/paste to get it.
Stranger: yayaa
You: But you WERE using a different font. I don't feel like explaining the specifics to you.
You: You see, I can do what you just did.
Stranger: ohh
You: ˙ʇuoɟ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ s,ʇı ˙ǝןdɯıs ʎןןɐǝɹ ¿ǝǝs
You: ¿sıɥʇ op ı pıp ʍoɥ 'uɯɐp ɥo
Stranger: so cool
You: ˙ןןǝʍǝɹɐɟ ˙uoıʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ sıɥʇ ɟo puǝ ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ 'ןןǝʍ
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Noob...

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Stranger: hey
You: Greetings.
Stranger: asl?
You: Well, let me see here... I can't seem to remember...
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Stranger: 17 m uk looking for horny girl
You: Yeah, you have fun with that kid.
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Stranger: horny?
You: Do you always start your conversations like this?
Stranger: no
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[Sugarlumps]

^You sir just made my day

[Smythe]

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You: hi
Stranger: Are you a princess? :)
You: no i'm a frog derp :/
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[Amy]

lololol thats great

[Pielogist]

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Stranger: Hey.
You: grettings good sir and/or madam. Are you in possession of horns?
Stranger: Do I have any horns, hmm.. I do have a few lying around, I suppose.
Stranger: Now, why do you ask my friend?
You: therefor, i can now conclude that you are horny
You: i do not like you now
Stranger: D:
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see what i did thar

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Stranger: hi
You: Do you like ice cream
Stranger: yeahh
You: How about simply cream
Stranger: i like
You: How about facial cream
Stranger: what ndo yoiu mean?
You: and rubbing facial cream over your face
You: facial cream is cream for the face, therefor it is called facial cream.
You: good sir and/or madam.
You: so do you enjoy rubbing various creams over your face?
Stranger: u age?
You: i am not age, good sir and/or madam
Stranger: hmmmm
You: so do you enjoy rubbing various creams over your face?
Stranger: no
You: alright
You: i therefor can conclude that you are either not gay, or not horny.
You: do you like unicorns and rainbows and justin bieber?
Stranger: not horny you no
Stranger: justin
You: so do you enjoy the company of justin bieber and unicorns?
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: f/m?
You: no, that is my indirect question for you
You: the ask-ee is not supposed to ask.
Stranger: ok
You: so do you like unicorns and rainbows?
Stranger: why i can ask somthing for u?
Stranger: rainbows
You: i like rainbows
You: do you like rainbows
Stranger: yeah
You: you like rainbows, suggesting that you are either gay or a girl
You: i have concluded that you are not gay, therefor you are a girl
You: have I concluded correctly?
Stranger: yes u right
You: YES
You: FUCK YEA
You have disconnected.

[Smythe]

well done sherlock.

[Excend]

i like rainbows

you like rainbows, suggesting that you are either gay or a girl

[Smythe]

Ghost = Win

[tokage]

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You: Hello?
You: I need help!
Stranger: Hi? With what!
You: The rabbits are coming!
You: We must kill them!
Stranger: Oh noooo. Okaay how do we kill them?
You: We need the shovels!
Stranger: Haha okay.
You: Got yours?
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: What
You: THEY'RE GETTING ME
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: Noooooo!!
You: THEY'RE EATING ME LEFT TOE
You: AND THE OTHER ONES OH GOD
Stranger: Oh shittt! Not your toes!
You: NOW THEY'RE EATING ME KIDNEY!
Stranger: Nooo!!
You: AT LEAST I GAVE AWAY THE OTHER ONE
Stranger: Yeah ahaha.
You: NOW THEY'RE EATING MY LUNGS
You: GOOD THING I DON'T NEED THOSE TO TYPE
Stranger: Gaaahh!
Stranger: Yeah!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: MY WRISTS
You: THEY NEED ALLO
You: OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL THAT
Stranger: Noooo bye my stranger rabbit fighting friend! I'll miss you! And elbow?
You: THEY'RE WORKING THEY'RE WAY THERE
You: AND TO MY FINGERS
You: THAT SUCKS
Stranger: Byeee!
You: I HAVE TO TYPE WITH MY TONGUE
You: NKNASNFJNAE H JAGKAGA
You: HGA HGLAJIG
You: ]AHGH UA
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[Smythe]

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Stranger: hi dumb
You: Hi there
Stranger: hi dumb
Stranger: who are you dumb?
You: do you think it's weird that after i disconnect, we'll never speak, see, or hear of eachother again? this is a once in a life time talk. we'll just forget each other and move on.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i didnt think it was weird but now its weird.
You: it's almost unimaginable, to think that we're two human beings, on this planet
Stranger: ih,
Stranger: uhm
You: and we get paired up, as a one off
Stranger: what do you want to say'?
You: cyber?
Stranger: cyber what?
Stranger: s something?
You: lol sorry was being comedic
Stranger: ahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: i was going to say bad word and disconnect if you said that
You: LOL
You: yeah no
Stranger: LOL
You: but
Stranger: BUT
You: we're just two people. on this planet
Stranger: I KNO!
Stranger: we are destiny!
You: with millions and millions of other people and out of all those millions of people. we were destined to talk to eachother
You: also
You: my arm is itchy
You: but!
Stranger: but!?!?4vt6lykjt
You: just imagine, it i or you had pressed New Conversation a millisecond later of earlier than we did, we never would've talked
Stranger: lol itch
Stranger: y
Stranger: hahaaha HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHH DUDE
You: nice
You: but it's scary to think about
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im so confused
Stranger: im not good at english!!!
You: i'm just sitting here on my laptop in australia you are god knows where and we're talking, we could be talking with anyone right now but instead you and i are talking.
Stranger: we are talking yeah.
Stranger: im in south korea
You: cool
You: now
Stranger: now
You: spread this word
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what word?
You: tell all you come across that this is a once in a life time conversation
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ........
Stranger: ........
Stranger: i wont
You: Please do it. For Great Justice!
Stranger: NO IT'S TOO HARD
You: Fine.
You: Farewell. for i must preach to another more welcoming soul.
You: goodbye
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This is so much fun.

[Mgalekgolo]

i lol'd
i never got any good convo

[Kayar]

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Stranger: hi
You: Excuse me sir, I represent Omegle. I'm here to inform you that you have hit the 100 conversation mark!
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: yea!!!!!...........................what?
You: Do you not understand something, sir?
You: You did read the terms and agreements, yes?
Stranger: no.......................does anyone read the terms and agreements?
You: Quote: "All Omegle users who reach the 100 conversation mark are immediately required to pay Omegle $1 for each conversation they have after this trial period. Or, the user can opt for self-sacrifice in the name of an ancient greek god instead."
You: What do you choose, sir?
You: Will you prostrate yourself before Poseidon?
Stranger: how do you know I'm a sir?
You: How do you know you are not a sir?
Stranger: let me check
Stranger: okay I'm a sir, just barly though
You: Well, I'm glad that's resolved then.
Stranger: yes
You: You still have a decision to make, sir.
Stranger: whats my choices?
You: I really suggest sacrificing yourself to Apollo, my last customer chose this and he was not disappointed.
You: Quote: "All Omegle users who reach the 100 conversation mark are immediately required to pay Omegle $1 for each conversation they have after this trial period. Or, the user can opt for self-sacrifice in the name of an ancient greek god instead."
Stranger: I'll just sacrifice myself to a grek god than
You: Wonderful choice!
You: Now, all you need to do is travel to Greece and locate an altar. Once you have, prostrate yourself upon it, and drink pure hemlock.
You: Enjoy your sacrifice, sir! I promise you will not be displeased!
Stranger: okay, i will
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[Sven]

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