Official Game Review Topic

[Fortune]

Ima review halo demo! the one game that everyone has here!
jk. I think ima do something like an ipod app.
Review: 2XL ATV Offroad
Story line: N/A There isn't any. you just drive your atv through a series of 'leagues', which are just a series of races and/ or freestyling
Graphics: 8.5/10 VERY good graphics, especially for an ipod/iphone game. The graphics can easily rival that of most PSP atv games. Also, the way the graphics flow is very smooth. The only times when it lags is when something happens when trying to load the next song, and even that lag isnt that bad.
Gameplay: 8.7/10 The best reason to buy this game, and any game, ever. Very good gameplay for someone who loves a nice, smooth, realistic racing game. You can hear the crowd roaring and the engines humming. The UI can be changed into many different control schemes, for those who like touch controls rather than tilt. I have mine set to tilt turning and brake/go on screen buttons. Also, you can edit how loud the engines, roaring and the in-game music gets. That way, if you have the headphones with the remote attached, you can play music and play the game at the same time. Its very pumping, especially when you play a song like animal i have become or something along those lines.

[Mota-Lev]

No Modern Warfare 2 yet?

Dumb game is dumb.

[Kayar]

Review: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Story-line: 10.0 Because it wins.
Graphics: 10.0 Because it wins.
Gameplay: 10.0 Because it wins.

This topic receives a 0.5 because it fails.

[kiddten]

Review: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Story-line: 10.0 Because it wins.
Graphics: 10.0 Because it wins.
Gameplay: 10.0 Because it wins.

This topic receives a 0.5 because it fails.

Yes.

[Fortune]

Well, we can't really rate older games, because our perception of a 'good' game has changed. In fact, the whole point of 'good' is relative.

[Kayar]

Fortune receives a -10.0 because he fails.

[theone4life692 a]

Bad Company 2>All

Epic Story Line, Great Weapons, Great Gameplay, Epic Maps. I fapped to this and ruined my screen.

[Mota-Lev]

^ I agree with this post.

Played some if it last night not finished yet. Online is good except sometimes laggy. No campers like on CoD. Although the tanks are a bit annoying at times but can easily be destroyed with the large number of mounted rocket launchers. Graphics are amazing, although thats not a big part of games for me just though I would add it. The story line is awesome and in this the Ai can actually kill you unlike number 1 when even on hard it took them ages.

[Fortune]

I suck at BF2. I played today at a friends. I got like 1 kill per game on average. Heh

[Løki]

Review: Battlefield: Bad Company 2
Story line: Total MWF2 Ripoff.
Graphics: 9.5/10. Amazing environments. Enemy looks get redundant.
Gameplay: 9/10. Though I was never a huge Modern Warfare fan, I can say this game destroys that game in many ways. Though the story seems like a total knockoff, it's done much better. The campaign feels fresh and exciting, there's nearly never a dull moment. The multiplayer is by far the best part about this game. The 3 gametypes this game comes with are as much as you need, considering the gigantic map sizes, abnormally large weapon selection and customization, and intense moments. The best part about multiplayer is the upgrades system, allowing you to rank up in each class as you get better healing, or destroying tanks, or operating heavy machinery, or sniping, or blowing that loser's face off. This game deserves a definite 9.5/10

[crazyshroom]

How is it the story a MW2 ripoff?

[Fortune]

You probably go on random missions killing shit like in COD

[Mota-Lev]

No it about the Russians attacking USA.

They make fun of MW2 in 2 of the missions by making fun of snow mobiles and the heartbeat sensors.

[draconic74]

No it about the Russians attacking USA.

They make fun of MW2 in 2 of the missions by making fun of snow mobiles and the heartbeat sensors.

And Javelins.

[Fortune]

Lol
"CAN YOU JUST GET ME TO THE FUCKING LZ BEFORE I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TRICKY TOO!"
lol he's probably gonna smack him with his fried chicken he keeps in those pockets. That pilot reminds me of a friend at school. I'm gonna ask him a question when I see him tomorrow...