Metaphysical revelations you've had about your own existence

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Post by KoRnDoG » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:48 am

-=>>insert<<= wrote:
anyway, the world is an illusion, and so is the universe
sounds like the matrix XD

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Post by Kayar » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:56 am

We are all little tiny specks of frosting on a chocolate cake, which is being put into the oven by little Jimmy. In around 5 seconds, little Jimmy will turn on the oven which will burn us all to a crisp because little Jimmy is a terrible cook. However, 5 seconds in OUR time is around 500000000 or so years.
Thus there is no god. Only little Jimmy and the oven of death and destruction.
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Post by KoRnDoG » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:12 pm

Kayar wrote:We are all little tiny specks of frosting on a chocolate cake, which is being put into the oven by little Jimmy. In around 5 seconds, little Jimmy will turn on the oven which will burn us all to a crisp because little Jimmy is a terrible cook. However, 5 seconds in OUR time is around 500000000 or so years.
Thus there is no god. Only little Jimmy and the oven of death and destruction.
i dont think anyone would follow that as their lively hood and full religion. they would probably be made fun of to no end. :laugh: the truth is... religion only consists of things created out of the mind of man. thus it is imaginary. dont get me wrong, im a strong christian. i go to church prolly 6-8 times a month (not that thats what makes me christian). somethone had to create humans and their ability to think and imagine those other religions like kayars. it seems to me that an all knowing God is the only logical explanation. everything about the big boom and evolution is absurd. the sun shrinks 5 feet every minute (scientifically proven) so if the world were 76759785859875086 years old like evolution suggests, 76759785859875086 years ago the earth would have been inside the sun.
i guess what u decide to believe is your choice, but choose wisely. the fate of your afterlife depends on it.

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Post by TaxiService » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:25 pm

KoRnDoG wrote:the sun shrinks 5 feet every minute (scientifically proven)
OMFWTF

where you got these informations? <_<


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well.. not completely right...

it may shrink of 5 feets @ minute in year 2008.

but it would shrink in a different distance @ minute 76759785859875086 years ago...

...i mean, it must be exponential. :|
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Post by KoRnDoG » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:27 pm

this would be true if there were 7556887647578764 years of existence. but nobody can actually prove that cuz carbon dating (carbon dating?) only goes back about 2000 years and it is the most accurate dating mechanism we have.
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Post by TaxiService » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:44 am

KoRnDoG wrote:this would be true if there were 7556887647578764 years of existence. but nobody can actually prove that cuz carbon dating (carbon dating?) only goes back about 2000 years and it is the most accurate dating mechanism we have.
argh...

oh wait, WTF u saying <_< lookie at this

it says "Radiocarbon dating is a radiometric dating method that uses the naturally occurring isotope carbon-14 (14C) to determine the age of carbonaceous materials up to about 60,000 years."


>_> well, it's not yet 7556887647578764, but it's more than 2000 :laugh:
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Post by KoRnDoG » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:00 am

that mainly talked about plants and dating plants. hence the "natural occuring" stuff. from a christianic point of view, God created plants at the begining in such a way that they were already aged and could produce fruit. the same way adam and eve where already in their 20, the plants where in there 1000s. i have probably the most basic understanding of the bible and christianity and im sure someone else could explain this better. but u understand what i am saying right? i dont really like this topic b/c im not that good at it :/ oh well. if u have any questions about christianity u can just PM them to me and ill see what i can do. i know alot of smart people XD
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Post by TaxiService » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:27 am

XD naah, i dont need answers about christianity.

i know enough about... <_< i got grow up as a christian, is that after a while, i found science more logic than religion.


...for example, i dont get how can you consider christianity the most logic solution. <_<

i mean, may you explain to me by what you noticed it?
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Post by KoRnDoG » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:42 am

most of the theories of today are pretty far out there.... who was it that said we were in the oven of death? pickoff? i dont remember lol. but the big bang is just as rediculous as that. the probability of gasses exploding and creating such a perfect environment is like 76547832654823764582736458237645873654283764537654276487647653576858765345436543y536754765464654765354365437654675484765476537563453 to 1. think about it. do you seriously think thats even relatively possible? u have a better chance of a tornado hitting a junkyard and making a ferrari. im mean... seriously..... thats crazy. i could never go along with such an absurd idea. its almost worse then the big oven theory. actually... it IS worse... the more i think about it. the whole evolution thing makes sense and i think it happened to an extent but cows deffinately did not evolve from whales. maybe climats or conditions forced cows to change their bahavior and minutely their physicality, but they definately did not come from any sort of whale or seahorse or.... tuna...... u have to admit there are some theories with evolution that are just way out of line. i also do not think we evolved from monkeys.... though we do share similar characteristics with primates. all in all evolution lacks sufficient evidence to prove its own existence. if you are atheist and believ in science, these occur to me to be the most common beliefs. what do u think taxi?
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Post by TaxiService » Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:57 pm

LOL cows from whales!? oh, man! wtf!

one day an an amphibious creature comed out of the water. from that creature every living out-water creature got evolved, by ways that i'm not going to list...

but, the whale's precursor never got out of water.
i mean... cows and whales would come from the same first chemical reaction called "cell". we does too, everything living does.

as you said
the probability of gasses exploding and creating such a perfect environment is like 7654783265482376458273645823764587365428376453765427648764765
3576858765345436543y53675476546465476535436543765467548476547
6537563453 to 1.
...there is still one :P i mean... what if we are that 1?

the universe is... huge. you know... we may really be that 1 probability :P




auhm... again on cow-from-whale thing...

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um.. i dont remember what i was going to say...

oooh, yeah, the big bang!

i think that the big bang is plausible, but not just The big bang.

when there were the big bang, all the matter were scattered around in universe.

the solar system, and the stars, the comets, are still moving away from the explosion spot.


...i think that after a while, everything in the universe will be pushed into the big bang's explosion spot by the gravity

...and everything will fuse again. and explode again.
there will be another big bang.

(can you understand my italianished english..? how may i explain... >_<)

here it is (direct link):
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g-g-got it? and.. what else..? i dont remember <_<
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Post by Kayar » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:12 pm

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &plindex=0

There. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt-sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.
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Post by TaxiService » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:18 pm

uhmm...


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Post by KoRnDoG » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:50 pm

thats......... omg...... wtf....... u go ahead and believe what u want to but dont try to drag me into that crap. thats a bunch of bull shit. plz dont try to convince people that this what what really happened. noby knows for sure thats why its called faith. i guarantee u though we are not that "1". thats all i have to say about this anymore.
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Post by Kayar » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:54 pm

Oh c'mon guys, lighten up. Arguing about religion and crap is exactly what causes wars and stuff. Don't take me so damn seriously. :widesmile:
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Post by TaxiService » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:56 pm

KoRnDoG wrote:thats......... omg...... wtf....... u go ahead and believe what u want to but dont try to drag me into that crap. thats a bunch of bull shit. plz dont try to convince people that this what what really happened. noby knows for sure thats why its called faith. i guarantee u though we are not that "1". thats all i have to say about this anymore.
woot!! i'm not trying to convince you! O_O

i was explaining what i belive! <_<



i wouldnt EVER try to convince someone to abandon his/her religion/belief
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