Omegle chats
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That was a fun read. Well done Kayar.
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A dead thread! REBORN!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: horny m 16 bicurious
You: Nope.avi
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You: Hi
Stranger: Looking for a female that would get off on a webcam receiving orders by an anonymous stranger she can't see.
You: hmm.... *looks around*..... Nope, none here. Sorry man, Try the Cantina.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thx
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Clueless stranger, next time I'll put "Brony or pegasister": this starts to get a bit, uh, TMI...
Stranger 1 is absolutely correct about everything but she's pushing it like Fox News.
Stranger 1 is absolutely correct about everything but she's pushing it like Fox News.
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This angered the octopus living in my brain.Cronos Dage wrote:Screenshots, man, I swear.
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m australia here, yourself?
Stranger: 20 m korea
Stranger: oh my god
You: :O
Stranger: i'm two week go to the aus
You: oh cool!
Stranger: hoho
Stranger: it's nice
You: well good luck with that! don't get eaten by a kangaroo
You: they bite
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Stranger: 1. Male 2. Female. 3. Horny Male 4. Horny Female
You: ALL OF THE ABOVE
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: horny?
You: yep
Stranger: m,f
You: both
Stranger: wanna talk dirty?
You: yep, just so you know i'll have the two piece ready
Stranger: u start
You: So i walk out of the bathroom with the towel wrapped around my waist, i look to my left and pick up the cigarette lighter before entering the bedroom
Stranger: more
You: I grab the petrol can from beside the bed
Stranger: more
You: cover you in petrol
Stranger: more
You: and flick the lighter
You: catching us both in a blaze of fire that consumes our bodies and most of the house
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I see. I should've put use thetokage wrote:This angered the octopus living in my brain.Cronos Dage wrote:Screenshots, man, I swear.
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BBCode tags. Again. SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR BANDWIDTH.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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You: Why don't you just go away, John?
You: Just go jump off a trampoline and die.
You: Or pull your spleen out of your body through your trachea.
You: That would be entertaining.
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Stranger: heya
You: Well heya there Jimbo!
Stranger: WHHHHHHHHHHHHA
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Stranger: hie
You: Hile.
You: DAMNIT SAY SOMETHING ELSE YOU PILE OF PIG VOMIT!
You: RAGING PENIS EXCREMENT COVERED IN THROAT JUICE AND PICKLES!
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Stranger: hey!
You: Oh well hey there!
You: How are you today?
Stranger: fine thanks and u?
You: I feel terrible today!
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ...
You: I can't remember. But I do have this thing taped to my forehead, it says "we don't want you anymore."
You: What does it mean?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: So...
Stranger: im chinese hi
You: That's cool.
Stranger: many people hate chinese
Stranger: u know?
You: I don't.
You: I love all chinese people.
Stranger: so,,where r u from
You: I love hugging and kissing them and wo xir ni de xiang jiao.
Stranger: you r a chinese?
You: I don't know. I woke up yesterday and I think I have a cow on my head.
Stranger: ??
You: Sometimes I lapse into another language. Yo tambien esta una pinguino con carne.
Stranger: ok.
You: Soy el rey de Esponja
Stranger: you good.
Stranger: try typing chinese
You: 我愛你,我要殺死你的胎兒
Stranger: you know what ?? means?
You: 認為與頭部魚蒙格阿拉伯語地獄的關鍵。
You: 大豆UNA cancione!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: whats your country?
You: 在沙發上撒尿是什麼貓,所以我會吃沙發
You: 木衛二是我的土地!
Stranger: be normal
Stranger: ok?
You: TO [ZDRAVSTVULTE]! I EM OF THE BABIES
Stranger: ?????b
You: I AM ANORMAL!
You: I AM A NORMAL THINKING BEING PENIS MONGER EAT A GATO!
Stranger: so?
You: I think I have a sense in my head. Do you?
Stranger: what sense
Stranger: quickly
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Have you ever eaten a fetus?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: ummm
Stranger 1: i like one for 3.99
Stranger 1: virginia fetus
Stranger 1: starting every morning with it
Stranger 2: i hope you know what a fetus it
Stranger 2: is *
Stranger 1: ofc
Stranger 2: you southern prick
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You: Could you please fuck a cow and send me a picture? I need it for a class.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: moment
You: That's great! You'll have to wear motley though.
You: Do you have a set of motley?
Stranger: o yes
Stranger: 2
Stranger: sorry 3
You: Wonderful. Now please staple a live ferret to your leg.
You: Do you have staples? If not, use nails.
Stranger: ok
You: If not nails, bullets. If not bullets, syringes. If not syringes, oranges. Or magnets. If you know how they work.
Stranger: i know
You: Do you? Do you really?
You: How the fuck do they work then?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why?
Stranger: good
You: BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW YOU ASS OF A FROG!
You: ... Ahem. Sorry, I sometimes break out in HOLY SHIT.
You: Yes, yes, good yes.
Stranger: that s fine
You: Wear motley. Take the picture. With a live ferret on your leg. While fucking a cow. Do it. That's all that matters.
Stranger: you from?
You: Everywhere.
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Stranger: hii
You: hiii
Stranger: i male and not a gay
You: I female and a gay.
Stranger: ?? how??
You: I hate dicks, I like to Slam them in doors and kick the nut sacks with steel-toed boots.
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Stranger: hello, F/15/france tell me the truth and only the truth ! :P
You: There is no god or heaven, and everything else you think is true is a lie.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: *_*
Stranger: I can't find my words now haha
You: Also, the blood of innocents actually tastes like vanilla ice cream.
You: It's quite good.
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Stranger: Hi
You: What the fuck do you think you're doing Jimmy?
Stranger: M/f
You: Jimmy, stop that.
Stranger: No jimmy protested
You: What are you talking about, Jimmy? Are you trying to protest my protesting of what you were just doing?
You: ARE YOU?!
You: Jimmy, tell me the truth.
Stranger: Fuck you Brenda fuck you
You: Who the hell is Brenda? Jimmy, are you cheating on me? You bastard!
Stranger: Your Brenda dickhead
You: "Your Brenda..." So, "my" Brenda? I don't own a Brenda, Jim-Jim.
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Stranger: hey.. 21 m here... looking for horny girl to skype with n role play on cam..
You: Oh, well, whaddya know, 21 f here looking for horny guy to chat with.
Stranger: skype name?
You: I don't use skype, I use chat roulette for all my video chat purposes.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: sorry dear than
You: Do you like breasts?
You: Mine look sorta odd though.
You: Kind of like I have penises growing from my chest.
You: They leak green fluid sometimes.
You: Is that okay with you?
Stranger: bye
You: Wait!
You: Don't leave!
You: I've never had anyone else say anything nice to me before!
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Stranger: hiasl
You: I don't know. Do you know?
Stranger: ya
You: Is it... George Washington?
Stranger: no ur m 13 usa
Stranger: i like turtles
You: Do you like to lick them? I do.
You: I like it when they accidentally pee in my mouth as I'm licking them.
You: Turtles taste so good.
Stranger: i get the feeling that u stick them up ur ass too
You: Oh yes, of course I do. Why wouldn't I? Isn't that what they were made for?
Stranger: what do u do first stick them in ur ass or lick them?
You: No, no, first I marinate it in a spicy Asian sauce, then I preheat the oven to 500, and THEN I lick it. Then it goes in the oven, then it comes out 2 hours later, then it goes up the ass.
You: I do things the correct way.
You: I follow the instruction manual.
Stranger: ohh i see so how do they piss in ur mouth when theyre dead??
You: It may not be piss, it might be marinade and blood.
Stranger: i bought mine in the freezer isle... they dont come with instructions
You: That's a shame.
You: You could use my instructions.
Stranger: is ur wife a turtle?
You: No, she's a sex toy.
Stranger: 69 bitch
You: I stroke her every night.
You: 69? Is that the number you live by?
Stranger: nah its how long ur dick hasnt been used
You: Oh, I thought maybe it was your sperm count, or perhaps your IQ.
Stranger: no itshoebmany minutes i keep my turtles in the oven
You: Y'know, there's another way to do things. You could get in the oven with the turtle. I hear it's quite exhilarating.
Stranger: ive tried that before actually its not as much fin without ur mother
You: Not much "fin?" I was unaware that my mother had grown fins.
You: I suppose she looks slightly more like you now.
You: I seem to have silenced you.
Stranger: ahh ur good:D im only 13 kot very good at comebacjs
You: I see.
You: Then, farewell.
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You: GREETINGS FROM THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
Stranger: hey cunt
You: Actually my names brunt
You: brunt matrehorn
You: of the world of tomorrow
Stranger: oh so close and interseting
Stranger: you create a time machine to come back and go on the nternet
Stranger: how productive
You: Actually, this is an app
You: It's called Timewire
You: it lets me browse the internet back in time
You: if that wasn't too obvious
Stranger: even more wonderful to go back to see rebecca black
You: We had her executed
You: Welcome to the United Territories of Canada!
Stranger: oh a canadian...DISCONNECT! xDD
You: You'll be Canadian too pretty soon.
You: You'll see
You: You'll all see
Stranger: if i live that long...
You: You will
You: You'll see
Stranger: what year is it there?
You: 2058
You: You'd be amazed how many starbucks we burnt down
Stranger: do you know how many people will go on a riot for that shit?
Stranger: my mother would kill you herself
You: Not likely
You: Pacification drones make riots somewhat laughable
Stranger: o.o what have you done?
You: It was all necessary
You: The PRC could have exploited internal turmoil and destroyed us completely
Stranger: why is the world getting worst?
You: It all started with aggression from the North Koreans towards China.
You: NK was beaten easily, but China began invading the South Koreans too, as well as Japan.
You: Russia responded with a full force invasion, hoping to seize eastern Asia.
Stranger: wait why the fuck did russia come in?
You: Russia's relevance has been declining in Asia for years, even in your time
You: However, for fear of continued attack through Europe, the UK responded with airstrikes on Western Russia military base
You: bases^*
You: They were found out, and the US was forced to ally with their former colonizer
You: The United States was destroyed, but they didn't go down without a fight.
You: And Canada practically inherited the US soil
You: Really just to keep it out of Chinese hands
Stranger: oh. one question:will i be a whore in the future?
You: Briefly, but you do well.
You: Oh and if you were wondering why we destroyed Starbucks
You: It's because we suspected Chinese spies were using it to monitor Canadian civilians
You: Psychological warfare and all that
Stranger: oh makes sense and are you a simple commoner or in a higher ranking
You: I'm a Lieutenant General in the CPA, Timewire was initially intended to warn about the upcoming conflict, but no one believed us.
You: It's being distributed through the military to lower and lower ranking officers, and eventually it will be available to civilians.
You: We suspect it may not even be able to alter the past anyway, but chats like these are experimental
You: We're monitoring fluctuations in your timeline, to see if I can change anything as you learn about the history
You: or the future to you
Stranger: oh well this has been an eye-opener to me and since you said i do well as a whore,in the future can i fuck you?
You: 'fraid not. Prostitution has been legalized as a recreational service in high population density areas, but military personnel are a bit of a no-no
You: The punishments are even more severe for officers
Stranger: oh that sucks
You: Quite
You: Ah, my... relative time... In Timewire is ending. It takes a lot of power.
You: Brunt Matrehorn out
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You should make Brunt Matrehorn your username, sir.
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MAYBE I DID.Kayar wrote:You should make Brunt Matrehorn your username, sir.
EDIT: Now... Brunt Matrehorn will strike with the fury of a thousand pornographers!
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You: Greetings from the United Territories of Canada!
Stranger: 19 m mex
You: not for long your not
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You: Salutations past man!
Stranger: How are thee my rightgeous frind?
You: wonderful, my wondiferous acquaintance
You: I started to run out of adjectives
You: you win this round.
Stranger: hahahahaaha
Stranger: yesh
Stranger: and english isnt my first language either
You: In any case... What is the social and economic state of the world yesterperson?
Stranger: well, where im at, times are cold and desperate. How is the social environment where thy gracious self reside?
You: tense, but at the same time exhausted
You: wars do that.
You: So, have I landed around the 2012 period again?
Stranger: Actually, its the 1990 where this scene is taking place mate. Michael Jackson is performing live and George Bush is president of the western world.
You: Interesting. Well, things are going to suck in a decade or so... Then they'll get better... Then worse... Then WAY worse...
You: And for a while nothing...
You: And then a lot of explosions.
You: And then here
You: 70 years of history summarized in so many words
Stranger: My friend you are indeed quite eloquent. So who do we owe the pleasure of having you in our times?
You: The scientists down in X-15, crazy guys make Timewire and now I go from coordinating fire missions to sitting at a desk monitoring timelines of past lives.
Stranger: it sounds like a necesary but not simple duty. Do you find enough flesh of the fair kind?
You: A little. Don't tell my supervisor. Although there aren't many these days.
You: The chinese assassins are... Effective
Stranger: they sure are, so do you frequent the lands of the twisted and tormentes souls, 9gag as it may?
You: I think those servers were probably destroyed in Lone Star Prime, EMPs are a harsh mistress. Except in that case anyway.
You: An interesting tactic that, but prompting nuclear response is even more so
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: smile
Stranger: we are the united states of america
Stranger: government
Stranger: and we are watching you
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How the fuck should I know?
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Brunt, Kayar, Great reads both of you
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Stranger: F. Looking for fun. 19
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey to you too!
You: Oh i see how this is!
Stranger: I'm Dawn, You? :)
Stranger: you age is not important lets play
You: I'm Francis
Stranger: I'm from USA Virginia
You: Me too!
Stranger: If you want to have some fun like me you are in luck
You: luck doesn't seem to be on my side at the moment.
Stranger: No joke! I am trying to find someone to meet me here. You don't have to have a cam...really but you MUST bust a nut!
You: Farewell crazy computer lady! i must depart, they're coming.
You: i will never forget you!
Stranger: Ok soo :0) R U Hard Yet?
Stranger: follow for my live cam and pics hon
You: COMPUTER LADY
You: PLEASE
You: TELL
You: MY WIFE AND KIDS
You: THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY HAPPENED
You: I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK
You: PLEASE
You: GOODBYE! AND IN YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE I SAY
You: 1001 1001 1110 1110 0010 1100 001
You: NOW GO!
You: BE FREE
You: BEFORE THEY GE
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: do you think it's morally wrong
Stranger: to have sex before marriage?
You: that depends
Stranger: on?
You: your current circumstance
You: so
You: say you were at a party, you meet a nice christian girl, and you know that if you do have sex, she'll regret it in the morning, even if she claimed to want it beforehand.
You: however, if you're at a preschool then it's totally okay.
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hello. Do you have a penis stapled to your forehead?
Stranger: Asl?
You: A yes or no would suffice.
Stranger: I have penis stuck in ur ass
You: Impossible, I already have 12 fetuses there.
You: They are getting warm for the summer.
Stranger: Good 4u
You: Have you ever eaten the kidney of a whale?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Bye
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You: Hi
Stranger: sooner all later we shall all taste the bitterness of death
Stranger: do you believe in God?
You: i am a fully fledged atheist
Stranger: Ahhh
Stranger: I'm scared
You: me too
Stranger: why are people scared of athiests?
You: i don't have a clue :/
You: we're not bad people
Stranger: neither have i
You: we just don't believe in santa anymore
Stranger: so who created man?!
Stranger: if not the almighty
Stranger: God
You: We evolved from a species of human like apes
Stranger: why do you like to think that?
Stranger: that has not been proved yet
You: Yes it has
Stranger: there are still missing fossils
Stranger: if you did evolve from apes
Stranger: why aren't the monkeys in this day and age evolving into humans?
You: but the DNA is almost exact, the bone structures are clearly defined as humans as time goes on
You: because it took millions of years
Stranger: why do monkeys exist now?
Stranger: shouldn't they have all evolved?
You: they have!
You: they have everything they need to survive in their current environment
Stranger: do you ever feel empty?
You: no actually :) I'm around 75% water, the rest is just other squishy stuff. Empty isn't something i can be
Stranger: emotionally?
You: but alas you have changed the subject of discussion because you can't formulate a proper argument
Stranger: it wasn't an argument
Stranger: it was pure curiosity
Stranger: and expressing my opinion
You: we were arguing our ideas for creationism/darwinism
Stranger: we were?
You: and you argued the point of the creationist
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