Omegle chats

[Kayar]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi..21f here..looking for female to talk on skype..
You: What about?
Stranger: fun
You: Oh... so like goat penises?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 12 and what is this?
Stranger: this?
Stranger: m 17
Stranger: f r m?
You: Pardon me, I have a bathroom to eat.
Stranger: ??????????
You: Do you pants?
Stranger: im a male
Stranger: u?
You: 27. Giraffe.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello [:
You: Pig guts taste kind of like chocolate.
Stranger: 19 f
You: 87 kangaroo.
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Are you a cow's liver?
Stranger: do you just want to watch me..um shoaw my titsnd cum on cam for u?
Stranger: go heere it's my uhm .. user pvamge
Stranger: http://nn.rs/y6w4
You: How about not?
You: Perhaps you could staple your feet to a wall instead?
Stranger: u got a aclcount uhm .. thwerke?
Stranger: go makae one tyhen mssg tiffyy69 and we can have slome fun
You: Your grasp of the english language is impressive, you are using words I've never heard of!
Stranger: im goin to gett off hfere and loyke setup my cam now
You: You have fun with that.
Stranger: ill be waitinng for u
You: Uh-huh. That's nice robot.
Stranger: see you onthere
You: Yeah, I'll be right there, in a thousand years. Just keep waiting.
Stranger: bye
You: Farewell! Adios! Sayonara!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sparky]

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the meaning of life?
Stranger 2: drink beer
Stranger 1: 42
Stranger 2: yeah 42 pint of beer
Stranger 1: word
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Question to discuss:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Stranger 2: Tough question
Stranger 2: Chicken
Stranger 1: one imagines it was probably the egg, because whatever came before the chicken in the evolutionary scale probably layed eggs too
Stranger 2: Evolution huh? Cool
Stranger 1: you know what tastes amazing?
Stranger 2: Please tell me
Stranger 1: lots of things, including but not limited to, chicken pot pie
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
A man walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender looks over at them and waves to the man. "Sorry, but we don't allow pets in here." The dog says, "Sorry, I'll leave him outside."
Stranger 1: Lame
Stranger 2: was that supposed to be a joke?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
The meaning of life is to obey God. True or false?
Stranger 2: True.
Stranger 1: True
Stranger 1: (:
Stranger 2: But false.
Stranger 2: But true.
Stranger 2: :o
Stranger 1: Why both?
Stranger 2: He still gives you freewill.
Stranger 1: Explain
Stranger 2: But you should like obey his "rules" o.o
Stranger 2: But you should still be able to live your life.
Stranger 1: But ur supposed to strive to obey the word of God.
Stranger 1: Obviously u can still live ur life were all sinners lol(:
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
The meaning of life is to obey God. True or false?
Stranger 1: f
Stranger 2: True
Stranger 1: existentialism ftw
Stranger 2: Please explain
Stranger 1: well, life is not predetermined by a supreme force
Stranger 1: free will dominates all
Stranger 1: fate does not exist
Stranger 1: from the existentialist standpoint
Stranger 2: Interesting.....
Stranger 2: Too bad it's not true
Stranger 1: please explain
Stranger 2: I have faith that God created the universe and everything in it. Jesus died for us so we can have eternal life. That's the truth and nothing else is. I don't hate ppl but I know the truth
Stranger 1: you can't KNOW anything, hence the reason its called a faith
Stranger 1: you need to exhibit faithfulness
Stranger 1: to be relisious
Stranger 1: religious*
Stranger 1: there is no way, in any way shape our form
Stranger 1: you have singlehanded proof
Stranger 2: Ok, I have very strong faith,,,, and I know
Stranger 1: that a supreme being does exist
Stranger 2: A strong faith produces a strong belief of assurance. Regardless of proof. But for non-believers it's hard to comprehend
Stranger 1: sure.
Stranger 1: lets go with that
Stranger 2: Ok
Stranger 2: Anything else?
Stranger 1: do you not understand any aspects of the modernist world?
Stranger 1: I feel like you adhere to these traditional values solely because you feel obligated to, as a result of your generations influence
Stranger 2: I understand, I don't support it. The believe what ever u want theory has hurt our world. No obligation.
Stranger 2: I decided to follow christ
Stranger 1: The fact of the matter is, that over time people's belief has become weaker and weaker, and the fact that a religion must dominate one's life is the weak way out. Firstly, as humans, it is our duty to find meaning in life and find meaning in ourselves. How we do this, is entirely up to us, but saying that free will does not exist is just a false statement, because we pave the path for our future there is no question about it. Take accountability for your actions
Stranger 2: I agree abt free will. I'm not much of a predestination guy. God gives everyone a choice abt everything
Stranger 1: ok, understandable, to be completely honest, I am not an atheist, I just believe that society's modern influence on me has impacted my decision significantly over the years, especially since I am younger and more malleable. I believe that truth is subjective and that it is completely up to the individual to determine their "fate." Also, on another note, I believe that no person is born with one set personality (as in, God gave them that specified personality) but rather, our personalities, our character, is shaped by society and by humanity, and thus we become the person that the environment implements on ourselves. So, depending on each individuals situation and experiences, that makes them who they are.
Stranger 2: I don't think we differ on much except the existence of God. I believe ppl can be products of their own environments but they don't have to be. But God has designed us. We all have temptations but we have to flee from them. And sometimes it really hard
Stranger 1: Yes, this is true, but ultimately it is us that is deciding what to do, to resist the temptation, or not to. This is not Gods choice, its is ours as human beings. God, is a very powerful creature, that is, if you believe in him. He dictates everything that is said and done on Earth, if you believe in him, than you must believe in that theory. So, the question becomes, is it possible for fate and free will to coexist? Personally, I do not think so, however this is the argument in many religious debates.
Stranger 2: That's tough. God is in control of everything but we have a responsibility to live a righteous life, like u said.
Stranger 1: Just curious, how is that possible, to be so two-minded on the topic? I do not think that you are in full agreement with yourself.
Stranger 2: It's kinda hard to explain. I just don't believe that God predestines our lives. We have free choice. He is in control of our lives if we allow him to be. Meaning he will provide and answer prayers. But he can't control all of our decisions. I know it sounds crazy. I'm in full agreement, it's just hard for me to explain without sounding contradictory
Stranger 1: okay, I respect that, oh and out of curiosity, how old are you?
Stranger 2: I'm in my 20s. I like to discuss this stuff on here
Stranger 1: oh okay
Stranger 1: im 16.
Stranger 1: I do think generation has a big impact on this issue, though.
Stranger 2: Def. We have to decide to live for God and not just because mom and dad said so. I believe what I do because God has put that on my heart
Stranger 1: I believe we create our own conscience, and that, from the existentialist perspective, we should decide what the definition of morality is with compliance to our own standards.
Stranger 2: See I disagree with that
Stranger 1: ok.
Stranger 1: fair enough
Stranger 2: Interesting tho
Stranger 1: counter argument?
Stranger 2: What do u mean?
Stranger 1: wanna back up ur argument?
Stranger 1: u disagree.
Stranger 2: Well, I believe God has set principles for us to live by. We as humans are sinful by nature, so we will always choose sin. We can make our own morals but they may not be in concordance with Gods standards for our lives
Stranger 1: okay, Should we abide by laws, are they important?
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 1: see heres where we disagree :)
Stranger 2: Please explain
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 1: hold on this is gonna be long, and may take a few minutes
Stranger 2: Hahaha ok
Stranger 1: So, basically, we, as human beings, are presented with the choice to decide on how we approach every given situation, no matter what. Laws are good guidelines, to an extent, they maintain structure in society, and without them it is arguable that a complete loss of humanity is inevitable. However, each and every law that is instilled in our government, in anyone's government, may not abide by yours, mine, or anyone else's set of guidelines. For example, nazi Germany; they implemented laws that were beyond fathomable by most ethical/moral human beings, but people still had to abide by their set rules, because they were enforced with extreme severity. Is this just? no, of course not, and you may disagree, but this is my opinion. People should be able to choose what they want to abide by, and laws disobey this value because they are essentially forcing people to live a certain way in life. The beauty of life is to live it the way that you would like to live it, not the way that would be MOST beneficial for everyone else. Personally, I think that worldly desire is futile and that society is unnatural and its traditional religious and secular rules are arbitrary. This is my opinion, feel free to disagree.
Stranger 2: Im telling u, u and I are not that different lol. Ur right abt laws, they are man made, which can be evil. Gods ways are perfect, but we still must abide by the local laws, but if they're unjust or evil, well, we have to listen to God. It's a tough subject for sure. Germany was in a state of disarray when hitler came to power. Desperate time, desperate measures. I pray we never have to encounter that. But we have to have a some form of govt.
Stranger 2: Man I'm way too tired for this lol
Stranger 1: hahaha
Stranger 1: I just believe that relying on god (aka praying), isn't how actions should be undertaken. If someone wants change, or is advocating for something new, or even wants to prevent something, I believe that actions speak louder than everything else. And this may sound extremely generic, but to me, putting all faith towards God, results in a loss of faith in humanity itself and you are essentially being inactive, which literally produces nothing.
Stranger 2: I can see that. But I believe that God will provide answers for our actions. That way we are not acting upon our judgment but hopefully Gods. We still have to act, but in good faith and action
Stranger 1: okay.
Stranger 1: you have your opinion, I have mind, and we stand pretty much on the same side, its just the emphasis that you put on faith is way more than in my case.
Stranger 2: Right
Stranger 1: to be completely honest, I have never had a conversation like this with someone on omegle, I have respect for the guy that initiated this debate with his question.
Stranger 2: Yeah it's been good! I'm abt to go. I'm tired now lol
Stranger 1: ok bye
Stranger 2: See ya bud
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There were a few times when I wanted to interject during the conversation, but of course I couldn't. Anyway, it was an educational experience to be forced to standby whilst a topic I had insight about was being discussed by two people who were interested.

[kiddten]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: hey this is dan
Stranger: hey this isnt dan
You: hey I'm dan
You: are you not dan
Stranger: hey im not dan
Stranger: im not dan
Stranger: no
You: you are not dan
You: okay
Stranger: no i am not
You: dan you are not, are you
You: cause I am dan
You: you are not dan
You: okay
Stranger: no, dan i am not,
You: so who was phone?
You: dan was phone?
Stranger: no bob was phone
You: bob not dan is he
Stranger: bob maybe dan
You: dan can be bob
You: ?
Stranger: but rob is not dan or bob
You: :O
Stranger: dan can be bob but not rob
You: then rob was phone?
You: rob was phone wasn't he not dan
Stranger: no because bob was phone but rob cant be bob so bob cant be phone
Stranger: dan cant be phone either only rob
You: but you said dan can not be rob
You: dan can be bob but not rob
You: but bob was phone so dan was phobe
Stranger: dan is phone then
You: >:O
You: no
You: bob was phone
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

so who was phone

[Pielogist]

FInally! Season 2 is here!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there
Stranger: Hey
You: Would you like to play a game?
Stranger: Sure
You: Welcome, to Pop Quiz!
The gameshow that wins you internets each time you get a question right!
Ladies and gentleman, please welcome.. season 2's contestant number 4
Are. You. READY?
You: Question 1: What's the crazy thing I do after just meeting you?
Stranger: Take me a skydiving
You: Nope!
You: Do remember this is a 'pop' quiz
You: think in terms of pop
Stranger: Is it sexual -__-
You: no
Stranger: Ok. take me to the movies? POPcorn
You: nope
You: pop, as in music
Stranger: Dammit take me to a concert?
You: the questions I pose will all have right answer
You: do not make up answers
Stranger: I don't get thisssss
You: ugh
You: HEY I JUST MET YOU
You: AND THIS IS CRAZY
You: !?!?!?!
Stranger: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH G
Stranger: GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER
You: i really should make the first question easier...
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
Stranger: Yes
You: You have received 1 internet(s).
Stranger: Cool
You: Question 2: OH NA NA, WHAT'S MY NAME?
Stranger: RIHANNA
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 2 internet(s).
Stranger: YAY
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 3
You: Please note that the amount of internets you receive increase exponentially each question you get correct.
This continues until you reach 8 internets per question, then it stays that way.
When you get a question wrong, the internets you get for next round becomes 1 again.
You: Question 3: What is it exactly that makes you beautiful?
Stranger: THAT IM INSECURE
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 4 internet(s).
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 7
Stranger: Swaggie
You: Now you're getting the hang of this!
Stranger: Lol
You: Question 4: If we do not need nor want your money, money, money, what do we wanna do instead?
Stranger: WANNA MAKE THE WORLD DANCEEEEEE
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
Stranger: Omg
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 15
You: The high-score of internets of all time is 282.
The high-score of internets of season 2 is 24.
You: You have gained an extra life!
You now have 4 life(s) remaining.
You: Let me explain the 'life' system. You started out with 3 lives, and every 10 internets will earn you an extra life.
This continues until you reach a maximum of 10 lives.
Each question wrong will deduct a life. When you no longer have any lives left, you will be disqualified from the game.
Stranger: Swag
You: Question 5: What is a task I perform everyday, in order to party rock the house tonight and to have a good time?
Stranger: SHUFFLEEEE
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
You: Question 6: Why won't my universe ever be the same?
Stranger: Omg I know it fuck I don't know
You: Do you wish to forfeit and hear the answer?
Stranger: Nooooooo
You: alright
You: keep thinking!
Stranger: Ok might take a while
You: you have 2 minutes
Stranger: Omg
You: gotta get through em questions, ya know
You: got 50 of em
You: if we hurry we might be able to get through em
You: if not then one of us might have to leave
You: so speed is of the essence!
Stranger: THE FACT THAT YOU DINT BELIEVE IT?!
You: nope
Stranger: Omggggggg
You: do you wish to try again?
You: you have 40 seconds
You: about..
Stranger: Holy shit that's not enough time
You: 10~
Stranger: Nooooooo
You: 3
You: I'm sorry but you've run out of time
Stranger: :'(
You: You have lost a life!
You: The correct answer is: because i'm glad you came.
You: Internets: 23
Lives: 4
Stranger: FUCK I KNEW IT OMGGGGGGG
You: Question 7: What would you do if you were a billionaire?
You: protip: it helps to sing the song in your head
Stranger: BUY ALL OF THE THINGS I NEVER HAD
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 1 internet(s).
You: Question 8: What wouldn't I ever do if I was your swaggy boyfriend?
Stranger: Ok!
Stranger: ID NEVER LET YOU GO
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 2 internet(s).
You: Question 9: If I've died everyday waiting for you, how much longer will I love you?
Stranger: IDKKKK
You: do you wish to forfeit?
Stranger: Yes
You: You have lost a life!
You: The answer is: a thousand years
You: Internets: 26
Lives: 3
Stranger: Ohhhhhh
You: Now then, you have reached question 10! 
Every 10th question will be slightly harder. And each interval of 10 will be harder than the last. 
Double points for every 10th question.
You: Question 10: Who is the entertaining yet homosexual master of pain and of pleasure?
Stranger: TREY SONGZ?
You: Incorrect
Stranger: CHRIS BROWN?
You: Incorrect!
Stranger: HARRY STYLES?
You: Incorrect!
Stranger: NIALL? ZAYN? LOUIS?
You: Incorrect!
Stranger: Fuck
You: Do note that each word means something
Stranger: Idk
You: why would i put 'entertaining' in there?
Stranger: :O idkkk
You: forfeit?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Answer: Adam Lambert
You: the song: For your entertainment
Stranger: Lololol
You: Lives: 2
Stranger: I don't know that song
You: Question 11: List 3 activities you engaged in last friday night.
Stranger: Danced on table tops, kissed but I forget,
You: One more
Stranger: Hold on nn
Stranger: maxed credit cards!
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 1 internet(s).
Stranger: Yay
You: Question 12: If you had a soul sister, what would be on the radio?
Stranger: Hey soul sister
You: Nope
Stranger: Oh
You: Please try again?
Stranger: AIN'T THAT MISTER MISTER ON THE RADIO
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 2 internet(s).
Stranger: Yay
You: Question 13: Why shouldn't you about worry what I say to beautiful girls all over the world that I could be chasing?
You: Sorry for the lag just now, technical difficulties
Stranger: THEY AIN'T GOTTA THING ON ME
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 4 internet(s).
Stranger: Yes
You: Internets: 33
Lives: 3
You: Question 14: What do you do after you wake up on a Friday and it's 7.00am?
Stranger: GOTTA GO DOWNSTAIRS GOTTA HAVE MY CERE
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
Stranger: WOW
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
You: wait.
You: wrong copy pasta :'(
Stranger: Lol
You: Question 15: What happens if, waking up, it is no longer friday and instead you feel like P.Diddy?
Stranger: GRAB MY GLASSES IM OUT THE DOOR IM GONNA HIT THIS CITY
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
You: Question 16: Why won't I be answering my telephone? What activity will I be engaging in instead?
Stranger: IN THE CLUB
You: and what will you be sipping?
Stranger: Uhhh
You: i can give you half points if you want
Stranger: SIPPIN ON THAT BUBB
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
Stranger: Yat
Stranger: Yay
You: Question 17: When my friends were getting high in the bathroom, where was my lover?
Stranger: Waiting for me, just across the bar
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
Stranger:
You: Internets: 65
Lives: 6
Stranger: Woahhhh
You: Question 18: Where should all the other kids with the pumped up kicks go?
Stranger: Better run faster than my gun/bullet
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
Stranger: ^_^
You: Question 19: If I were a time-traveling human from the year 3008, what year would you be from?
Stranger: Uhh
Stranger: 2000 and late
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
You: Double points this next one
You: Question 20: What is it that turns saints into the sea?
Stranger: Omg
Stranger: Jealousy
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s).
Stranger: Woah
You: Question 21: What happened to the conversation at 5 o'clock in the morning?
Stranger: It got boring
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: HOT DAMN!
You've answered 10 questions correctly in a row, which means, you have now entered SUPER DOUBLE POINT MODE!!
All questions are now worth double points until you answer a question wrongly.
You: You have received 16 internet(s).
You: Internets: 113
Lives: 10
Stranger: Holy shit this is intense
You: Question 22: You know those walls that I built? Yeah, do you remember how they went tumbling down?
Stranger: Everybody ran as they screamed at the sound
You: Incorrect!
You: Do you wish to try again?
Stranger: Fuck waitttt yes
Stranger: I know you get me, so I let my walls come down
You: Incorrect!
Stranger: :O
You: Time has run out
Stranger: Aww man
You: Incorrect answer!
You have lost a life!
You: Answer: They didn't even put up a fight, they didn't even make a sound
You: Question 23: If you think I'm pretty when I do not wear make-up, what do you think when I tell the punch-line wrong?
Stranger: I LET MY WALLS COME DOWN
You: Incorrect!
Stranger: Oh you think it's funny
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 1 internet(s).
You: Question 24: If I were a magician, what would happen if I touched that track?
Stranger: It turns to golf
Stranger: *gold
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 2 internet(s).
You: Question 25: Please state 5 things Rick Astley would never do to you.
Stranger: Say goodbye, tell a lie, give me up, let me down, run around
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 4 internet(s).
You: Internets: 120
Lives: 10
You: Question 26: What is the appropriate age to believe it when someone says they love you?
Stranger: 15
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
You: Question 27: What would you have to do if I shared my secret?
Stranger: You're gonna have to keep it
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: nice!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
You: Question 28: What do nice legs and daisy dukes make men do?
Stranger: Makes a man go
You: er.. go what?
Stranger: WO OH
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
You: Question 29: What would happen in another life where you didn't get away?
Stranger: I would make you stay
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s).
You: Question 30: Ya know I looked around, for faces I know… Who did I fall in love with?
You: double points!
Stranger: People in the front row
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s).
You: awesome!
You: Internets: 168
Lives: 10
You: Now, you may notice questions are getting harder and harder
You: Question 31: If, say, when I was young, I happened to see my father cry and curse at the wind, what would my mother swear on?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They never stick around for all 50 questions :'(

[TaxiService]

Ahahaha, holy shit! Maybe they closed the window unintentionally or something. Anyhow, nice job.

[Devious]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: I just met you

Stranger: ya i just met you too

You: And this is crazy

Stranger: how is this crazy

Stranger: its freaking omegle

You: But heres my number

You: So cal me maybe

Stranger: i dont want yoyr number and im not going to call you

Stranger: your*

You: Before you came into my life I missed you so bad.

Stranger: how can you miss me if you dont know me

You: I threw a wish into the well

You: Don;t ask, I'll nver tell

Stranger: how the fuck did you do that

Stranger: so tell me

You: Its hard to look right at you baby, but heres my number so call me maybe

Stranger: bitch didmt i just say im not going to call you

You: you took your time with the call, tooy your time with the fal

You: where do you think you're going baby?

Stranger: too bad that guy your singing abiut is gay

You: So call me maybe

Stranger: no

You: Yes.