Omegle chats

[tokage]

Am I the only one who knew about this bungiememe?

:3

[Mgalekgolo]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 3 M cuba

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Is this even a fucking word?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: asl

You: 230 Shemale usa

Stranger: hot

You: Extrensibly

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Maxxy]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: derp
Stranger: Heyo.
Stranger: HERP DERPY DERP
You: DEEEERP
You: DERP DERP DE DERP HERP NERP
Stranger: DERPY WANT SPRINKLES.
You: DERRRRRRRRRP
Stranger: DEEEEEEEEEEEERP DERP HERP HERP HERPATITUS
You: DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP HERP HEPITITUS SLURP GURP NIGGERS
You: NIGGER
You: NIGGER DIES
Stranger: NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: NIGGA PLEASE
You: DAS YO BREF NUGGA
Stranger: GURL HOLD MA EARRINGS
You: KAY
You: WHAI ARE THEY BLUE
You: GEEZ
Stranger: THEYRE SEXY OK
You: NIGGA COME ON
You: GET SOME SPENSIVE EARINGS
You: DUN TAKE EM OUT OF CANDY MACHINES
Stranger: BITCH MY EARRINGS ARE BOOTIFUL
You: NIGGA PLOX
Stranger: NIGGA POX HAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: NIGGAPLASTY
You: MAKE YOU TALL AND BLACK
Stranger: BREASTS.
You: PENIS
You: VAGINA
Stranger: SCROTUM.
You: VIAGRA
Stranger: LABIA.
Stranger: EXTENZE.
You: LYBIA
You: O_O
Stranger: VAGINAL WALL.
You: AFRICA
You: NIGGERS
Stranger: AIDS.
You: NIGGAAIDS
Stranger: HIDE YO BABIES
You: HIDE YOU KIDS
You: HIDE YOU WIFE
You: HIDE YO HUSBAND
Stranger: THEY RAPIN ERRYBODY OUT THERE
You: NIGGA RAPE
You: GNAA
You: GAY NIGGA ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA
Stranger: THEY HAVE HUGE PENISES :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
You: FEELS GOOD IN MY PUSSy
You: >:D
Stranger: WOAH OWHA WOAH BACK IT THE FUCK UP
You: LIKE A TRUCK
You: BEEP
You: BEEP
You: BEEP
You: PARKED
You: OKAY
You: FEELS GOOD IN MY ASSHOLE CHILDREN
Stranger: CHILDRENS ASSHOLES.
You: YES
You: RAMMING CHILDREN ASSHOLES
Stranger: ME GUSTA.
You: ADAM ICKOWICZ
Stranger: JOHN WAYNE GACY.
You: NIGGA BLACK TIGER
Stranger: TIGER WOODS
You: TIGER WOODS IS A JEWISH NIGGA
You: i hate does
Stranger: Jews.
You: in
You: spaceeee
Stranger: in my oven.
You: like a pizza
You: but it screams
Stranger: tsaty
You: LIKE A SAMBODY
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: LIEK A SAM BOOOOOHHHHH DHEEEEE
Stranger: marry me?
You: yes
You: I will
Stranger: yay!
You: asl?
Stranger: 13 f usaaaa
You: fuggers
You: 15 m usa
You: win win
Stranger: oh shit bro.
Stranger: fuck yes.
You: yes
You: YES
Stranger: MARRIED.
Stranger: LIKE A BOSS.
You: DONE
You: LETS GO ON A HONEYMOON
Stranger: TO AFRICA.
Stranger: AND AQUIRE AIDS.
You: ITS HOT AS AFRICA
Stranger: HOLY JESUS BALLS I KNOW.
You: JUST GOING OUT MAKES SWEAT BEAD DOWN M LEG
Stranger: HAWT. NO ACTUALLY NO IT'S NOT.
Stranger: HAHAHAHA I DON'T GO OUTSIDE WHEN IT'S HOT LAZY BITCH HERE.
You: ITS BETTER THAN SMOKING POT NAKED
Stranger: NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SMOKING POT NAKED.
You: HOMEMADE BONGS > GLASS BONGS
Stranger: ARE YOU CRAZY.
You: PAPPA DEUCE
Stranger: I HATE BONGS. BLUNTS FTW.
You: POP A DEUCE NUGGA
Stranger: QUE EL FUCK?
You: NIEN
You: I MEAN
You: KEN
You: LO
You: PENIS
Stranger: FUCK YES GERMAN.
You: HO
Stranger: PENIS!
You: PENISLAND
Stranger: BLACK PENIS.
You: MEXICAN PENIS
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: NO ME GUSTA.
You: JEWISH PENIS
You: ME GUSTA
Stranger: THEY PROBABLY HAVE FUNNY PUBES.
Stranger: NO.
You: THEYRE ALL SWIRLY AND CURLY
You: LIKE DONUTS BUT NOT REALLY
Stranger: PERHAPS IF WE PUT THEM IN THE OVEN FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE THEY'LL BURN OFF.
Stranger: THEN I'M DOWN.
You: nmm
Stranger: what
You: ydfukyjtfghjk
You: ]
Stranger: dghsdfilgjdfg
You: NUGGA
You: IM BACK
You: STALLIN
Stranger: NIGGA PLEAE
You: WHILE I EAT RAMEN LIKE A NUGGA
You: NUGGAS
You: GO
You: BUTTSECKS
Stranger: YOU'RE EATING CHAD KROEGER? OR WHOEVER THE FUCK SINGS FOR NICKELBACK. RAMEN HEAD FTW.
You: DAVE MATTHEWS IS A GOD
Stranger: WHO DA FUQ
You: WHO DA GUCK
Stranger: DUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: FUCKING DUCKS MAN
You: HOW DO THEY GWERK
Stranger: I HAD DUCKS BUT THEY DIED SHITTTTTTTTTTTT NIGGA
Stranger: do ducks have penises?
You: YES
You: BIG ONES
You: theyre amazin
Stranger: DON'T DROP THE SOAP IN FRONT OF A DUCK.
You: DROP TWO
Stranger: SHIT DOUBLE DICK.
You: IN MY TWAT
Stranger: PUSSY.
Stranger: CAT.
You: where its attt
You: NIGGA COME ON
You: LETS FUCK BABIES
Stranger: GATHER THEM UP
You: THATS THE WAY TO GET RABIES
Stranger: AND GET THE PROSTITUTES, TOO.
Stranger: NO, YOU GET RABIES FROM FUCKING SQUIRRELS.
You: FUCKING BABY SQUIERRELS
You: http://thetechtile.com/
You: OHSHIT
You: WHATS THAT
You: OH GOD
You: A LINK
You: SHIT
You: NIGGA
Stranger: HOLD THE FUCK ON
You: GOD
Stranger: QUE FUCK?
You: YES
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
You: A WEBSITE NIGGA
You: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: OH MY JESUS ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS? THAT IS SUCH NEWS TO ME. BRAIN IMPLODE.
You: FROM MY LOAD
You: WANNA GOAD
You: SUCK MY CHODE
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: N ODICK NO DICK
You: YES
You: LOTS
You: IN MY PUSSY
Stranger: BUT BUT BUT BUT
You: SHHH
You: LEMME STICK THIS THING IN IT
You: HOLD ON
You: ITS ALMOST
You: UGHHHH
You: SO TIGHT
You: IN THERE
Stranger: HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
You: I AM
Stranger: ARE YOU STICKING RAMEN UP YOUR VAGINA?
You: YES
Stranger: YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN INFECTION.
You: DOUCHE IT
You: STICK A TAMPON ON FIRE IN IT
You: BURN THE INFECTION AWAY
You: YEAH
Stranger: FIRE IN YOUR VAGINA WOULD HURT
Stranger: IT GON KILL YOUR BABIES
You: THEY ALL HAVE RABIES
You: DUN MATTER
Stranger: IT DOES SO MATTER
Stranger: THEY GONNA EAT THE TAMPON AND COME OUT WITH SUPER VAGINA POWERS
You: FUCK
You: OMG
You: ITS HAPPENING
You: MAKE THEM STOP
Stranger: YOU'RE FUCKED NIGGA.
Stranger: HAHAHHA GO MY CHILDREN.
You: THEYRE RIPPING THROUGH
You: MY GOD
You: THEY LOOK
You: THEY LOOK
You: LIKE
You: YOU
You: O_O
You: WAT
Stranger: GOOOOOD BABIES >:D
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOT MY KEYBOARD
You: rugh9e-guvt0nt
You: ngtnrn
You: en
You: rsn
You: msz
You: grt
You: nstyr8ha0eBHRTBNATRMNTRIUTJMRMNT
You: GN
You: TGNGNAEN0N
Stranger: >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
You: gegehetrhrjtheh6jtjh6jHELPehoajwth0w84GIWE0G8EHITH
Stranger: he also has a boner.
You: OH MY GOD
You: ITS FUCKING ME
You: SOOOOO GOOOD
You: HOW AM I STILL TYPING
You: MY VAGINA
You: IS CLOSING
You: TURNING
You: iNTO A PENIS
You: HELPPPPP
Stranger: NAH.
Stranger: PENISES RULE.
You: no not really
You: I wish I had a penis
You: deep inside my tight pussy
Stranger: woah.
You: yep
Stranger: shit just got real.
Stranger: sadly I do not have a penis. my deepest apoligies.
You: lets be gay
You: I'm actually a lesbian
Stranger: d'aw but I'm not so sorry bb
You: NOOOOO
You: DONT LEAVE ME
Stranger: WAT
You: WHATS BB
Stranger: it means baby dumbassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: OH GOD
You: I'm learning
Stranger: and actually I do have to go, I'll miss you bb~ :(((((((((((((((((((((((
You: O_O
You: byeeeeeeeee
You: how can I find you
You: >:(
Stranger: what hahahaha
You: derp
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: you best not be a bot
You: or a dude
Stranger: Come watch me rub my pussy.... <3 rubbingmypussy.blogspot.com
You: GOD
You: DAMMIT
You: COME ON
You have disconnected.

Pissed me off. Sorry for the double post.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Wasup?
You: Not much
Stranger: Haha nice (fab voice)
You: Lol
Stranger: Where u from bay?
You: The North Pole.
Stranger: No meaning like bro lol
Stranger: It's kola over there :O
You: Nah, I see polar bears on my doorstep everyday.
Stranger: What? Lmao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Smythe]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16/m/us, any horny girls with huge tits or asses?
You: 17 m australia here with all of the above
Stranger: |:(
You: ;D
You: you love me
Stranger: I do...
You: :') that's the nicest thing you've ever said
Stranger: May I have a kiss?
You: you may! i'll go get the tiger for you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[wildrn]

This one didn't take long:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: unicorn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is how I change subjects:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: lol
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: XD
You: rofl
Stranger: ok
You: rotflol
Stranger: your s
You: lmfao
You: roflcopter
Stranger: fucking ass
Stranger: sad
You: lolz
Stranger: does it hurts ?
Stranger:
Stranger: lol
You: haha
You: hehe
You: loool
Stranger: huhu
Stranger: mf
You: hoho
You: hohoho, u are a hoe
Stranger: from states ? and hoho only santa ues
You: teehee
Stranger: no not hoe ...
You: ahh hahahaha
Stranger: just hoeoh
Stranger: xuxuxux
Stranger: that's russian laugh
Stranger: and ohohoheyyoha
You: GRENADE!! TAKE COVER!!!
Stranger:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: JOHNNY! DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
Stranger: no momy i fuck my dog
You: EXCUSE ME, WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP!
Stranger: no no slim shady up in this fucker
You: my little pony, my little pony
Stranger: oh shit...
Stranger: are you on your meds again ?
You: helicopter inbound...
Stranger: sad
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sick
You: im eating bread cos thats how i roll
Stranger: bread is ok
You: im lmao cos thats how i lol
Stranger: ok i know where you from... got your ip address
Stranger: crazy fuck
You: im being a douche on omegle cos thats how i troll
Stranger: ok bb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Randoms:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: help me
You: omigosh wuts wrong?
Stranger: there's something in the corner staring at me
Stranger: it has big red eyes
You: spider????
Stranger: it's as big as i am
You: I dont like spidersss-BOOOM
You: fuckin creeper
You: anyways
Stranger: oh shit...it's coming at me
Stranger: gotta go
You: quick, hit it with something
You: KILL IT!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dont want to talk? thats cool, silence is golden.
You: so uhh, do you like ponies?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: F?
You: can i aks u a quetsion?
Stranger: K
You: ¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Last one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am a straight, non-horny male.
You: howdy stranger
Stranger: There's a snake in my boots!
You: what brings you to these here parts?
Stranger: Someone's poisoned the watering hole!
You: well, if the boot fits.
Stranger: Boots are nice.
Stranger: I don't own any.
Stranger: You can drop the faux-southerner persona. I grew up in Arkansas.
You: what do you think you're talking about?
Stranger: You.
You: my golly however did you work out that i myself was faking?
Stranger: It's a southerner things.
Stranger: a southerner thing*
You: hmm, yes im actually british
Stranger: Aren't you up past your bedtime?
You: and btw are you some sort of grammer nazi?
Stranger: You could say that.
You: pff, dude, i cbf going to bed, sleep is like, caffiene for the weak. and im in australia
You: moved a while ago
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Your simile makes zero sense.
Stranger: Well, it does in a twisted way, but I still disagre.
Stranger: e
You: i guess you have something in common with it then :/
Stranger: No, I just have a basic understanding of the purpose of sleep.
You: trolls gonna troll, haters gonna hate, and you will always be a dickhead. or something along those lines
Stranger: A bit defensive, aren't we?
Stranger: Maybe some sleep would calm your nerves.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Unknown-D]

That person from your last chat was a bit of a dick.

[Pielogist]

Hayo!!! New gameshow on omegle, hosted by yours truly!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there
Stranger: FRIEND
You: FRIEND
Stranger: insta-bestfriends
You: Not really
You: I'm just your gameshow host, Jeffrey Coho
You: Welcome, to Pop Quiz!
Stranger: cmon?
You: The gameshow that wins you internets each time you get a question right!
Stranger: haha okay lets do it
You: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome.. contestant number 17!
You: Question 1: What do you do after you wake up on a Friday and it's 7.00am?
Stranger: gotta go down stairs gotta get my cereal?
You: DING DING DING
Correct!
You: You have received 1 internet(s)
You: Question 2: What happens if, waking up, it is no longer friday and instead you feel like P.Diddy?
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: put my glasses on and walk out the door
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 2 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 3
Stranger: woot woot
You: Please note that the amount of internets you receive increase exponentially each question you get correct.
You: This continues until you reach 8 internets per question, then it stays that way.
You: When you get a question wrong, the internets you get for next round becomes 1 again.
You: Question 3: OH NA NA, WHAT'S MY NAME?
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: riahanna?
You: dispite spelling mistakes, CORRECT!
Stranger: hahah woops
You: You have received 4 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 7
You: Question 4: If hypothetically you were a boss, what are 3 things you would do in an everyday routine?
Stranger: woah nice
Stranger: hold on i gotta think about this one
You: Extra points: List 3 things you would do to Debra.
Stranger: call a sex line
Stranger: cry deeply
Stranger: SHIT ON DEBRAS DESK
You: DING DING DING
Stranger: kill my self
You: That's 3
You: But the Debra Challenge is not yet complete
Stranger: oh really?
You: You only stated 1
You: 3 is needed
Stranger: ohh puke on her?
You: 1 more
Stranger: hit on debra
You: DING DING DING
You: You have received 8 internet(s), plus a bonus of 4 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 19
You: Question 5: What would you do if you were a billionaire?
Stranger: be on the cover of forbes magazine
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 27
You: Wow, you're on a roll!
You: The high score for internets is: 91
You: lets see if you can beat that!
Stranger: well i will beat aht
Stranger: that*
You: Question 6: What do I say after throwing my hands up in the air sometimes?
Stranger: sayy ayyy ooo
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 35
You: Question 7: Please state 5 things Rick Astley would never do to you.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: give up on you
Stranger: let you down
Stranger: desert you
Stranger: make you cry
Stranger: say good bye
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 43
You: Question 8: If you had a soul sister, what would be on the radio?
Stranger: aint that mister on the stereo i am confused of the question
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
Stranger: phew
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 51
You: Question 9: Why shouldn't you about worry what I say to beautiful girls all over the world that I could be chasing?
Stranger: but my time i would be wasting becasue they aint got nothing on you
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 59
You: Now then, you have reached question 10!
You: Every 10th question will be slightly harder. And each interval of 10 will be harder than the last.
You: Double points for every 10th question.
You: Question 10: Who is the entertaining yet homosexual master of pain and of pleasure?
Stranger: ohhh gosh lady gaga?
You: Incorrect answer!
Stranger: NOOOOOO
Stranger: my life is ruined
You: You can try again
You: You get 3 tries
Stranger: dont i get a life line or somthing
You: Yup
You: You don't lose the game
You: If you get one wrong..
Stranger: thank goodness
Stranger: what was the answer to that question
You: The correct answer would be: Adam Lambert
Stranger: that was my next guess
Stranger: alright lets keep going
You: You did have three guesses...
You: You have received 0 internet(s)
Stranger: OHHHHHH
Stranger: hahahaha
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 59
You: Unfortunately, you have lost a life!
Stranger: i didnt realize that whas what you were saying
You: Let me explain the 'life' system. You started out with 3 lives, and every 10 internets will earn you an extra life.
You: Each question wrong will deduct a life. When you no longer have any lives left, you will be disqualified from the game.
You: You now have 7 life(s) remaining.
Stranger: okay okay i get it perfect
You: Question 11: May I have your attention please. Who shall I ask to stand up?
Stranger: the real slim shady
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 1 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 60
You: You have gained an extra life!
You: You now have 8 life(s) remaining.
You: Question 12: If you took my hand and closed your eyes, and we flew-w-w-w-eeew, where would we stop?
Stranger: nobody knows
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 2 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 62
You: Question 13: If I were a magician, what would happen if I touched that track?
Stranger: turns to gold?
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 4 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 66
You: Question 14: If a certain number of fireflies appear in front of you, you would not believe your eyes. What is the number of fireflies?
Stranger: 10 million
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 74
You: You have gained an extra life!
You: You now have 9 life(s) remaining.
You: Question 15: List 3 activities you engaged in last friday night.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: dancing on table tops
Stranger: took too many shots
Stranger: maxed out our credit cards
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 82
You: You have gained an extra life!
You: You now have 10 life(s) remaining.
You: Question 16: If I cannot feel you there, what have I become?
Stranger: 10 lives yahooo
Stranger: NUMB
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 90
Stranger: 11 lives
You: You have gained an extra life!
You: yeah yeah you know the drill
You: Question 17: What should you do if you are wrong in all the right ways?
Stranger: raise your glass
Stranger: !!!!!
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 98
You: Question 18: Why won't I be answering my telephone? What activity will I be engaging in instead?
Stranger: i totally just beat the record
You: New highscore!
You: yes!
Stranger: sippin that bubby... dancing
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 106
Stranger: yay
You: You now have 12 life(s) remaining.
Stranger: this could go on forever
You: I've got 40 questions
You: but limited time
You: Question 19: When I see her face… there's not a thing that I would change, why?
Stranger: yay
Stranger: because you are beautiful jst the way you are
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 8 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 114
You: You now have 13 life(s) remaining.
You: DOUBLE POINTS ROUND
You: Question 20: If you met a man, who speaks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you, were young. Who doesn't that gentleman look like?
Stranger: jesus
You: OMG
You: DOUBLE POINTS
Stranger: YAYAYYA
You: CORRECT!
Stranger: double rainbow!!
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: BUT NO
You: BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT 10 QUESTIONS IN A ROW
You: YOU ACTIVATED THE SECRET COMBO-POWERUP
Stranger: I AM FREAKING AMAZING
You: EARNING YOU DOUBLE POINTS EVERY ROUND
You: SO YOU GET 32 INTERNETS
You: MY GOD!
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 138
Stranger: highest score ever
Stranger: haha 91 pshh that person sucks
You: You now have 15 life(s) remaining.
You: Question 21: If you shot me through the heart, what kind of name would love receive?
Stranger: you give love a bad name
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 154
You: You now have life(s) remaining.
You: Let's just say you'll never get disqualified, right?
You: Question 22: If you think I'm pretty when I do not wear make-up, what do you think when I tell the punch-line wrong?
Stranger: haha nicei think its like 15 or something rediculous
Stranger: think im funny
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 170
You: Question 23: Let's say a man is sitting on the corner of a street, whilst camping in his sleeping bag, equipped with nothing but some cardboard and a picture. What can't the police do to him?
Stranger: cant be moved
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 186
You: Question 24: What is a task I perform everyday, in order to party rock the house tonight and to have a good time?
Stranger: gonna make you loose your mind
You: Incorrect answer
You: It is a task
Stranger: or shufflin?
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 202
You: Question 25: You know those walls that I built? Yeah, do you remember how they went tumbling down?
Stranger: they didnt even put up a fight
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 218
You: Question 26: I was by the young age of thirteen when my first love did something to me… What was it?
Stranger: broke my heart and i was like BABY
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 234
You: Question 27: What is it that turns saints into the sea?
Stranger: oooh this is a hard one.. the song is mr brightside.. hold on let me think of the lyrics
Stranger: JEALOUSY?
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 250
You: Question 28: If we do not need nor want your money, money, money, what do we wanna do instead?
Stranger: make the world dance! forget about the price tag
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 266
You: Question 29: If I were a time-traveling human from the year 3008, what year would you be from?
Stranger: so 2000 and late
You: DING DING DING
You: Correct!
You: You have received 16 internet(s)
You: The total number of internet(s) you have so far is: 282
You: DOUBLE POINTS
You: Question 30: What were you doing, outside of a coffee joint, by a snack factory known for making pastry treats.
Stranger: oh gosh i really dont know this one
Stranger: i lose a life
You: Alrighty
You: It's, practicing a magic trick.
You: Question 31: I kissed a girl and I liked it, but what did it taste like?
You: Hello?
You: Contestant number 17?
Technical error: internal error.

Stupid technical errors! >_<

[Noodle]

That was totally boss. Do this again sometime.

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
Stranger 2: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Stranger 1: i wanna i wanna
Stranger 2: I wanna uh I wanna uh I wanna uh I wanna uh I really really really really wanna zigga say ah
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Best. Idea. Ever.

BILLCOSBEDIT:

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Bill Cosby
Stranger 1: black
Stranger 2: funny
Stranger 2 has disconnected

MASTURBEDIT:

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If I masturbate furiously to this conversation, will you behave differently?
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: not at all :3
Stranger 1: not really
Stranger 1: im doing that right now
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 1: do u want to watch stranger?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Pielogist]

Been waiting for this to happen:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What day is it today?
Stranger 2: saturday
Stranger 1: ITS FRIDAY
Stranger 1: FRIDAY
Stranger 1: GETTING DOWN
Stranger 1: ON
Stranger 1: FRIDAY
Stranger 2: YES!!!!
Stranger 1: EVERYBODY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE
Stranger 1: WEEKEND
Stranger 2: YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY
Stranger 1: FRIDAY
Stranger 1: FRIDAY
Stranger 2: TODAY IT IS FRIDAY
Stranger 1: GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAT
Stranger 2: WE WE WE SO EXCITED
Stranger 2: WE SO EXCITED
Stranger 1: PARTYING AND PARTYING YEAH
Stranger 1: PARTYING AND PARTYING YEAH
Stranger 2: WE GONNA HAVE A BALL TODAY
Stranger 2: TOMORROW IS SATURDAY
Stranger 1: FUN FUN FUN FUN LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND.
Stranger 2: THE SUNDAY COMES AFTER WOOOORRRERDDDDDDSSSS
Stranger 2: I DONT WANT THIS WEEKEND TO END!!
Stranger 1: I DON'T WANT THIS WEEKEND TO ENDDDD.
Stranger 2: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger 1: we are fucking legemds
Stranger 1: legends*
Stranger 2: OH YES WE ARE
Stranger 1: AHAHAH
Stranger 2: Rika?
Stranger 1: Sure.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Kayar]

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you encountered a goat with wings, would you: A. Boil and eat its eyes without killing it, B. Ride it through the air until it dies, C. Stab its stomach with a knife and drink?
Stranger 2: c
Stranger 1: b
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you encountered a goat with wings, would you: A. Boil and eat its eyes without killing it, B. Ride it through the air until it dies, C. Stab its stomach with a knife and drink?
Stranger 2: wait
Stranger 2: ummm
Stranger 2: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbb
Stranger 2: until it dies
Stranger 2: rofl
Stranger 1: ya b
Stranger 2: i'd prob ride it until i had to piss
Stranger 2: i aint waitin 80- years
Stranger 2: which
Stranger 2: as you know
Stranger 2: is the average life span of a flying goat
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Discuss 5 possible ways in which you would kill each other, in detail.
Stranger 2: Uh.
Stranger 1: awkward
Stranger 2: I would grab a rigid knife and slowly slide it across your throat.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Discuss 5 possible ways in which you would kill each other, in detail.
Stranger 1: WEll...
Stranger 2: smother him with my love
Stranger 1: I would chain you up and throw you in a pit of lvava
Stranger 1: The take you out of the lava
Stranger 2: feed him to death with yummy dinner
Stranger 1: then peel your skin off and eat it.
Stranger 2: fuck him to death
Stranger 1: rip your organs out.
Stranger 1: then feed them to you.
Stranger 2: oh and rape your whole family too : )
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Fortune]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What if you found out you were living on the same street?

You: idk

You: that would be in tents

Stranger: I'd have to kill him. The street only has one house.

You: where do you live?

Stranger: And if he's in my house, he has to go.

You: WELL IM IN YOUR HOUSE

Stranger: fffff

You: actually its my house now

Stranger: this ain't yo house

Stranger: get out!

You: i claim this house in thet name of flying jesus

Stranger: I am flying jesus. So it's my house again now.

You: good one

You: well syke

You: i claim this in the name of raptor jesus

You: i had my fingers crossed

Stranger: fffff

Stranger: i hate you :(

You: all praise raptor jesus!

Stranger: w/e

Stranger: i'm gonna sleep with your sister.

You: i have your house now

You: have fun with that

You: my sister is 10 years old

Stranger: I'll wait :|

You: good good

You: meanwhile ill sleep with a female relative of yours thats at least 18 and good looking

Stranger: age of consent in most countries is 16, so it's not that long

Stranger: I'll get to work with your mom to make a new sister as well

You: smart

You: that way you can have infinite sisters!

You: you can get the sister pregnant

You: then get that sister in side that sister pregnant

You: and rinse and repeat

Stranger: yes

Stranger: it truly is a magnificient system

You: im such a genius!

Stranger: all because you stole my house.

You: yeah

You: thanks for the house

Stranger: things have kind of snowballed

Stranger: brb 6 years

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[tokage]

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Hold your breath and hold down A for as long as you can
Stranger 1: hahaha okay
Stranger 2: Who is Steve Claridge?
Stranger 2: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger 2: My breatholding abilities are worthless!
Stranger 2: GAH!
Stranger 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger 1: wooh i win
Stranger 2: You won indeed.
Stranger 2: Well done!
Stranger 2: *shakes hand*
Stranger 1: thanks
Stranger 2: Although, how can I know you didn't cheat?...
Stranger 1: i swear i didnt
Stranger 2: Ok, I trust you.
Stranger 2: I heard people on the internet are very trustworthy.
Stranger 1: i could have gone a little longer
Stranger 1: but my mom was like what the hell are you doing
Stranger 2: Moms! They always fuck your shit up.
Stranger 2: Say hi to her from me though!
Stranger 2: Don't tell her I wrote that!
Stranger 2: I'm not like that. Usually.
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 1: k
Stranger 1 has disconnected