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Need a bit of help.

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 9:24 pm
by Sven
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Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 9:35 pm
by kiddten
If there is one that particulary picked on you the most, get someone to record you kicking his ass on a phone, and upload to like mediafire for teh lulz.

Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:24 am
by Noodle
Read the Marine Corps Close Combat Manual. It's fucking win.

...And if you can't find it on your own I can upload to mediafire in pdf format for you (later today) if you want. Basically this is where I get any of my self defence tactics. It's about 5 years old but it's fucking sick.

Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:33 am
by Kiyoshi
Thaggot wrote:Hey all.
Basically, the run down is that I'm leaving my school soon and I have some things I need to take care of.
I'm one of the smarter ones in my year (Believe it or not) and because of that I have been picked on immensely for my entire two years at this school. I know their weaknesses, and how they take a punch.
2 options:

1. Ignore it, and leave peacefully.
3. Beat the shit out of those assholes.

I'm really looking towards option 3, seriously tired of these fuckers. While they can push people around and act like idiots, oozing testosterone, I have been taking kickboxing for 1 1/2 years in my time here. I could easily beat them up. (Not as a group, but one by one.)
(I've done all the calculations, don't doubt my abilities.)
There would be repercussions, but I'm not gonna hurt them too badly. Just a couple of punches and kicks, to make sure they respect me. Not going to stab them or anything.

Sorry for all the f-bombs, by the way.
If you go with beating them up, congrats, you disrespected the entire point of the kickboxing purpose and insulted military tactics for using them for personal beatings instead of defense. You deserve as much respect then they do if you follow the same path as them, enjoy being a tool.

Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:10 am
by TaxiService
Revenge. Is it of any use?

What did they pick you on for? For your intelligence…? o_O That sounds strange.
Probably they used to pick on you because, first of all, they must be a bunch of immature pricks; and secondly because they are more than you. Then yeah, i don't have enough information.

It's up to you. Is revenge really necessary? I mean, physical and violent revenge? Is this the correct way to state your superiority? Do you have to state your superiority at all? (implying that you are superior)


Am i overthinking it? I don't have enough information to do a "if i were you…" statement. I don't know at what degree they are annoying.

Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:43 am
by Kayar
Don't do it.

If you already know you're better than them, what's the point? Ignore them and move on. Every day they show how ignorant they are, so just laugh at them and keep on going. Don't let them hold you back. If you choose to hurt them, the repercussions will come back on you. If they're the kind of people you say they are, they're hurting themselves enough as is. Do not stoop to their level. You are better than that.

Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:08 am
by TaxiService
Kayar: on an offtopic note, what do you think of my post? :( Sincerely, do you think it was a sensed post? Do i appear evasive? Or as if i never want to answer to question? I was trying to make Thaggot open his mind or something!

If given the chance i would probably not go for the beating; not because of lack of physical strength or fear, but because it would be useless for me! I mean, what good would it do for me to beat some assholes? I mean, sure, it would feel good… but only for me! :-\

I don't know, I think that revenge does not settle scores! Well, most of the times it does not. (even the shitty christ is said to have said something like "turn the other cheek". It is not a bad concept)




EDIT: LALALALALALALA I AM OVERTHINKING IT AGAIN OH MAN THIS STUPID THING CALLED MIND IS THE CAUSE OF OUR SADNESS AS STUPID HUMANS! AS ANIMALS WE SHOULD JUST FUCK, FIGHT AND EAT; SO DO WHATEVER THE SHIT YOU WANT DUDE! BREAK THEIR LIMBS, FUCK THEIR ASSES AND EAT THEIR CORPSES.

EDIT: OH SSSTRGHHH I AM SAYING EVERYTHING! GRARGHHG I SAID "Don't do it" FOLLOWED BY "Fuck them up"!!! THIS IS SHIT PLEASE DISREGARD THIS SHIT ---
but i'm leaving it here for people to read. Why? why, why am i still writing this? i mean, is this something suitable for you to read? In years when i'm going to read this stuff again i'm going to think "aureliano… ma che cazzo hai scritto?!"
do… do i want to appear… as a crazy person? what… what do i want? i don't know! ;_; i… don't want to appear at all! i want to be! but do i want to be crazy? it would be a lot easier. everything would be easier…

OR WOULD IT? WHAT IS "easier"? easier than what? --what is life right now. Is life right now ¬easy? thus hard? well, no, not hard. WAIT EASIER DOES NOT IMPLY HARDNESS, it means easier than the current state. okay, so no. Problem is, would it really be easier? what would make life easier? being crazy? what is crazy? dictionary says "mentally deranged as manifested in a wild or aggressive way; foolish; extremely angry and annoyed." okay so what? crazy is not the word i mean. insane? insane is the contrary of sane. when is one sane? "(of a person) not mad or mentally ill". …this is a shitty defiinition.

why am i thinking about this? i don't know what am i thinking about anymore. i must eat.

Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:49 am
by Yarok
Don't do it. If you must, cue some epic prank and troll them. Fighting is, as stated before, self-defense. You don't flaunt it, you don't abuse it, but you make use of it only when you need to. There's no reason to act high and mighty simply by beating a few kids up, and if anything that'll only provoke them and lower you to their standards.

Also, Noodle, have you ever taken krav maga? Personally, I find it a lot more effective in quick and efficient training for street defence.

Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:55 pm
by Mgalekgolo
Bro, make jokes and rash theyre asses, Fights are the new, umm... what was I saying? Oh yeah, Don't do it.

Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:14 pm
by Sugarlumps
Kayar wrote:If you already know you're better than them, what's the point? Ignore them and move on. Every day they show how ignorant they are, so just laugh at them and keep on going. Don't let them hold you back. If you choose to hurt them, the repercussions will come back on you. If they're the kind of people you say they are, they're hurting themselves enough as is. Do not stoop to their level. You are better than that.
I've done this before and I just have to say it works perfectly fine. So I agree with Kayar.

Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:40 pm
by Sven
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Re: Need a bit of help.

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:43 pm
by Yarok
Noodle wrote:Read the Marine Corps Close Combat Manual. It's fucking win.

...And if you can't find it on your own I can upload to mediafire in pdf format for you (later today) if you want. Basically this is where I get any of my self defence tactics. It's about 5 years old but it's fucking sick.
MCMAP manual