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Dat's Racist!

Post by Sparky » Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:21 pm

Time for all the racial jokes!

Ready....
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RUN AWAY!
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Re: Dat's Racist!

Post by Mota-Lev » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:59 pm

Guess I can start..

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?



Take your foot off the back of his head.

Duh dum.. Tsssssss
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Post by rEsTnPeAcEz » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:51 pm

I'm done. I don't appreciate anything you say Sparky.

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Re: Dat's Racist!

Post by Kayar » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:29 pm

Mota for the bump win.

Edit: That being said, that joke sucks Mota.
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Re: Dat's Racist!

Post by Devious » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:26 am

Why do the maxicans not do so well in the olympics?
Anyone who can run jump or swim is already in the US.
The armaments which thunderstrike the walls
And monarchs tremble in their capitals.
The oak leviathans, whose huge ribs make
Of lord of thee, and arbiter of war;
Alike the Armada's pride, or spoils of Trafalgar.

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Re: Dat's Racist!

Post by Mota-Lev » Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:10 pm

Kayar wrote:Mota for the bump win.

Edit: That being said, that joke sucks Mota.
Better then what you contributed :p.

also mexicans**


How do you know a nigger is well hung?

Can't fit any fingers between his neck and the rope.
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Post by Fonzeh » Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:12 am

....Godamnit Fine..


How do you communicate with a nigger?


...you dont.
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Re: Dat's Racist!

Post by TaxiService » Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:49 am

What's the difference between a Jewish and a boy scout?

The boy scout comes home from camp.





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Post by Fonzeh » Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:11 pm

Lmao. omg taxi.

kinda rediculous how rudebess tragedy and vulgarness translates into comedy
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Re: Dat's Racist!

Post by Smythe » Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:16 pm

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.... which is actually darkly true in this instance


Less racist, more general cringe. (and pretty accurate too)

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Pastor are on the Titanic as it sinks into the ocean
The Priest immediately gets into the lifeboat
The Rabbi looks at him, horrified "But what about the Children?!"
The Pastor replies "Fuck the Children!"
The priest looks at the pastor, "Do you think we have time?"
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Re: Dat's Racist!

Post by Fonzeh » Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:22 pm

Q: What is the difference between a piece of shit in a bucket and A: The bucket

alsi smythe that reminds me of somethibg bo burnham said
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Re: Dat's Racist!

Post by Løki » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:59 pm

How do you fit a million Jews in a car?

The ashtray.
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Re: Dat's Racist!

Post by kiddten » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:21 am

what's the difference between a nigger and a trampoline?
you take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
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