Our constituency and confederate parts and partners would first like to impart their own thoughts, feelings, vices and other charlatanry upon us all and loathe though we are to allow such foolishness by the bylaws and regulations of our binding we are compelled to allow such delinquency to occur. So to begin we do most humbly introduce the delegations of our federation and welcome their words of wisdom and puerility.
The most honorable and ancient delegation of: The Lollipop Guild
Team Lead, Dimbkin wrote:I just farted.
Seebiddle wrote:Tee-hee-hee, we're better than you!
Finwyn wrote:DUUUN! DADADADUUUUN! DADADADUUUUN!
The revered delegation of: The Guild of Calamitous Intent
Sovereign, David Bowie wrote:Make way for homo superior
TEH M1GHT33 H4XX0R wrote:d00d w3 7074lly pwn
Rtas 'Vadum wrote:This is the work of our great destiny
The esteemed delegation of: The Order of the Black Knights
Lord, Marneus wrote:We have truly vanquished this foe
VCBee 246 wrote:bzzzzt. u giev missl?
Spasm wrote:MWAHAHAHAHAHA
The illustrious delegation of: The Queen Anne's Revenge
Captain, Blackhat wrote:Avast!
Blackbart wrote:Yar!
Shake Rattle & Roll wrote:Ah now this is what we been talking about.
/b/lackup wrote:Pools closed due to aids
Shoah wrote:This one is greatly pleased.
The noble delegation of: The Wu-Tang Clan
MC, Rza wrote:Wu-tang clan ant nuthing F' with
Gza wrote:Don't be hatin
Clint Eastwood wrote:I feel lucky
Mr T wrote:I PITY DA FOO!
Zongamin wrote:Mue bueno
Capitán Obvio wrote:Sí, sí.
Big Brother wrote:We are always right, comrad.
Macbeth wrote:We hath most excellently won the game.
Henery G. 3rd supporter wrote:I was right and you were wrong!
That One Dude wrote:Told you our procedure worked.
Biff wrote:d00d we r00l!
Method Man wrote:Yeah yeah-eh!
And thus with such introductions concluded we do bid you all good day and pray that you enjoy the fruits of our labor. Any adulation, fawning and worship will be accepted here in the place of posting. If you have any legal matters such as cease and desist notices, civil suits or the like then please direct them to our legal department. We most likely won't even bother to check to see if received such letters because we don't like paying the blood sucking lawyers.
Toodles