SEPARATE TOPIC: MGM Promo Ideas!

[G[v]N]

FIRST OFF:
This is a separate topic from the other MGM Promo Videos. This topic will primarily be for posting ideas, suggestions and the like. Anything about filming will be in the other topic.

IF YOU ARE A NEWBIE WHO'S NOT INCLUDED IN THIS YET< AND WANT TO TAKE PART, I SUGGEST YOU READ THIS POST FIRST

Anyway:
Here's an idea I came up with. It's based mostly on Taxi's 'Blade Rifle' from Quarantine.

MGM Promo Video Idea #1 ~Gra[V]een.

-One fine day, someone discovers the Blade Rifle. He takes it to show everyone.
Mod BG so that a weapon can spawn Blade Rifles
-They ask if he has more. He turns around and spawns more.
-Everyone tries them out, CHAOS CONSUMES BLOODGULCH AAA

-After they calm down, someone comes out and says something along the lines of OMFG GUYS LOOK AT MY PIMPED SHEE *which is pimped up, duh*
-He drives it around. This could be one of the high guys, shouting WHEEEEE >.>
-Everyone does it on different vehicles. *import into map*

-They try it out on Spartans.
-Someone *preferably retarded guy* volunteers.
-Together they shoot his hands/legs/arms/feet/ass

He runs around retarded-like.
Then someone (emo guy?) who hasn't tried it yet says something like ITS MY FRIKKIN' TURN and shoots his head.
Retard dies *DUH*

*silence*
They run away in different directions.
One guy*whistling innocently* throws a grenade before running away.
When the explosion happens, scene changes to credits etc.

Whaddayathink?

EDIT 1:
Here's my other idea:

MGM Promo Idea #2: Gra[V]33N

It's night in BG. Camera view from the top of red base, slowly looking inside. Red spartans are sleeping, some guarding the entrances. Incredibly loud snoring is heard.

Camera then goes to blue base. *in background, snoring from red base is heard* everyone is grumbling, ramming themselves against walls etc. They complain. They plan to camp out to get away from the noise.

*Scene changes into forest*
Blues explore the forest, relaxing, all happy. A few scenes of enjoying themselves. blablabbla.

Then it is night time in the forest again. They are all sleeping. Suddenly the noise of a Pelican wakes them up.

Reds drop out, HI GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE etc.
Blues say please excuse us..

they go back inside their tent (import?) and throw plasma/frag nades at each other.
The explosion is the end (again!)

See the link?

EDIT 2:
I'm Back! ~by Gra[V]33N
The Sequel To: 'ASSAULT' (by ƒonzi£)

Prologue:
In a private Island server, Agent Fonzie has yet to achieve his objective: retrieve the nuke from the depths of the enemy base. Facing a ridiculous disadvantage of almost 16 to 1, the odds are obviously stacked against him like a child's building blocks. Can he complete his mission and emerge unscathed? Find out in..
-I'm BACK!-

*It is raining heavily on the Island; Blues that were patrolling are now staying in the shelter.*
*Background noise of someone trudging through water slowly magnifies, camera switches to a different viewpoint looking upon Agent ƒonzi£.*

Agent ƒonzi£: Stupid rain, keeps dripping down my visor..man it's stuffy in this armor. <slowly creeps toward blue base>

<Fonzie then stops, and pulls out a Sniper Rifle. He finds a lone Blue manning a turret, and another two patrolling in a Machine Gun Warthog.>

Hiding, he waits for the machine gun hog to pass by, then he goes into action, immediately killing the lone turret manner.
<Scene switches to blues gambling, suddenly they hear a Sniper Shot in the background.>

Blue 1: Was that a sniper shot?
Blue 2: Nah, probably was just thunder. What idiot would go out in this weather anyway?
Blue 1: Yea, you're right. Come on, I'm gonna win your 50 *Halo money?*

<Scene switches to Fonzie, slowly making his way toward blue base whilst evading 1 or 2 enemy hog patrols>
Fonzie: I must be an idiot to go out in this weather.
<He goes through the small tunnel in blue base, readying his aim>

Blue 1: YES!! I WON!! YEA, BABY!! KISS-MY-

<BANG, he gets sniped>
*Blues panic, looking around*
*Suddenly a nade drops in the middle of them, killing them all*

Fonzie then appears, making sure they're all dead.
Fonzie: So much for the 50 *Halo money?*

As Fonzie gets some weapons and walks out, a blue who had survived wakes up and calls for backup.
Blue survivor: Alert..security breach..it's that Fonzie guy. He's alive, he's in a Rocket Warthog, heading to the Eastern (whatever) Sector...get him!

<camera switches to first person Fonzie in his warthog, Blue Survivor lines can be seen in text>
Fonzie: Are these stupid people still role-playing? Aahh, who cares..
<he drives off into the distance>

To Newbies:
Anyone is welcome to join, as long as we know we can trust you, and you know when to be serious.

Also, please make sure you have these apps:
- AIM
- Teamspeex

AIM
AIM is required for intial preparations before filming. Please remember to add the following people:

gbfonzie (director and main actor)
kayar13 (filmer)

These are the most important people when we film.

Teampeex
Teamspeex is vital when we are in the process of filming. Once you meet Fonzie or Kayar online, ask them for the Teamspeex Channel name etc. This enables us to voice chat, freeing our hands.

Even if you don't have a mic, it doesn't matter; you just need to listen to Fonzi£'s instructions.

LET'S ROCK!

[BRIMSTONE]

. . .its nice. time for Brims idea...

This all like during the cove war when theres like hundereds of spartans. command got inteligance of forerunner artifact somewhere on alpha halo. it is revered by the covenant as a holy relic. and a weapon of infinite power.(the artifact in question is actually a stasis pod holding.....somethin. a forerunner? that bee SWEEEt...) the humans send two squads of spartans two investigate. (NOTE* the MC is not one of the peeps. so no IM GONA BE SPARTAN 117! rofl...) this scene can be done through the peli seen in the intro for the silent cartographer. but we can modify the mod2 and coll. and make the pelis look like....i dont know. lifepods or somthin. or at the very least we can make it a peli with misslepods and stuff. so we film that. then. we get shots of all tha AI spartans getting off the ship and running over the ground.(we take out the AI covies so no fight scene just yet) then. we switch to filming with us in a island server. it would be cool if we could have two islands for each side but....yeah. anyways. they both split into two squads. delta squad and alpha squad. each squad has 8 members acordingly. they then promptly split in two different directions. both covering ground. they eventually find the covenant stronghold.(which is blue base on the island.but like.seriously pimped out. with turrets and barricades. makeien i tlook like a fortified base. the two teams then radio HQ saying that the reconasance mission is a sucess and that they have located the covenant stronghold. HQ then send more peeps. this can be doen by importing various pelis and making say2 or 3 spawn. and a cutscene back to campaign/island where the hog drops fom the back of the peli. but instead of a hog we just modify the coll and mod2. so it looks like a tank. they then go to storm the covie bastards base. (inperfect formation)(insert multiple fight scenes. in which there are tanks and covie fighters and suchVS human tanks and pelis and longswords.) after deafeating a whole mess of covies. the covenant forces fall back into the tunnels of the bluebase.(we can use swords mod to continue filming) so the spartans go into the tunnels.(insert humor and multiple fight scenes) however in this exchange they encounter multiple paris of hunters and elites all at once. they take heavy losses. (in short an covie ambush) and basically the origonal squads survive. they battle through the remainder of covenant. and find a giant.STEEL.DOOR. and their like. yay. we found the giant steel door. and then the hacker spartan dude has to open the door. while all the other spartans holdoff covenant reinforcements.(the hacker dude has an AI like cortana in his head) they kill off giant numbers of covies. but a jackal sniper gets in a lucky shot and takes down a spartan. the hacker dude sucedes in opening the door. and they go into a giant room with realy bright lights. where they find the stasis pod. they open it and out pops a forerunner or somthin aweinspiring. the scene ends and goes on to tell about how whatever they found ended the war between humans and the covenant. the end. dunno bout the endinf but yea.

[Kayar]

A team from Earth discovers a strange system of planets in an unknown region of space. Deciding that some resources could be stripped from this galaxy, the government sends a squad of Spartans to take control of the area before the Covenant do. However, the squad breaks apart in a disagreement and forms two separate squads: Red and Blue, or, to avoid problems with the Red VS Blue movies, Alpha Squad and Beta Squad (or some other name). These two have similar goals but are in disagreement on how to reach these goals. Meanstwhile the Covenant Prophet Deceit who has an odd, eccentric personality and a fear of heights, plots the destruction of both teams along with a fellow Covenant Elite Commander. Our wayward heroes crash-land and discover a strange object known as the "Eschaton" which allows them to change anything they want in the surrounding galaxy, with disastorous and hilarious results.

Plus the other stuff I posted in the other topic... >.>

[BRIMSTONE]

maybe we could combine stuff from all three. we could take the senseless comedy from gravs. the storyline from kays. and the fight sequences from mine. it would be perfect.

[Fuel]

i can do the life pod thing with the spartans

[BRIMSTONE]

excellant. we need to coordinate with fonzie though.

[Fonzeh]

That sounds fine to me, Im only a writer and an actor. Im not a filmer. My crappy computer and graphics wont allow it lol. But if you guys want me in your videos i will be glad to help.

[BRIMSTONE]

we need to wright a script. and we need to make fight scenes. and story line. and........yeah.......then we need a filmer. peeps that can fill in the roles...

[seabeast]

I can be the high guy in the shee ad getting shot.

[BRIMSTONE]

i just got an idea. maybe it could be covenant AND humans? like covenant heretics. humans meet up on the planet like episode two or three some heretics....includinga pair of hunters....OOOO....BLACK hunter.....I CALL IT! EVERYTHING FREEZE AND HALT! here we go. BLACK HUNTER BRIMSTONES IDEA™ WOOT. patent...

[Mike1122]

Can i be one of the dumbasses like caboose from RvB?
Ohh yea! i made your pimp shee!!!!! PPP Well i think it looks good.

[Fuel]

i just got an idea. maybe it could be covenant AND humans? like covenant heretics. humans meet up on the planet like episode two or three some heretics....includinga pair of hunters....OOOO....BLACK hunter.....I CALL IT! EVERYTHING FREEZE AND HALT! here we go. BLACK HUNTER BRIMSTONES IDEA™ WOOT. patent...

dont think black hunters willl work

well the torso wont be black it will stay blue

[Yarok]

Can i be one of the dumbasses like caboose from RvB?
Ohh yea! i made your pimp shee!!!!! PPP Well i think it looks good.

racing stripes! racing stripes!

[Fonzeh]

ASSAULT-MGM PROMO SCRIPT BY FONZIE

This is Centered on the Island and is based on one of my earlier ideas.


(A Pelican Flies out from the See toward blue base Camp.)

(Camera Goes inside the Pelican to see a Lone Spartan)

(The Camera then goes to an enemy Blue Sniper on a cliff)

(Enemy Sniper First Person Mode: Zooms in on Pelican)

(The Pelican Lands far west of the blue base, The Spartan Jumps out and watches the pelican take off)

(Camera goes in front of the lone Spartan)

(Loud Radio Noises and a Man Comes in threw the radio)

Radio: "Agent Fonzie (Couldn't think of anything else ATM) our intel Tells us the Bomb is located inside of the enemies building. Your Mission is to Receive the Bomb and unarm it. We cannot stress it enough when we say Failure is not an Option..."

Agent Fonzie: "Understood"

(Equips Sniper and walks out of view of the camera)

(The Camera then follows directly behind as Fonzie makes his way toward Blue Base)

(The Camera Follows Fonzie to the Rock Arch Then the Camera Snaps to the Blue Sniper who has found Fonzie)

(Blue first person showing Crosshair directly on Fonzie's Head)

(Camera then goes back to Fonzie who is Suddenly Alert and Moves out of the way as the Shot is Fired)

(Fonzie then Quickly turns and sqeezes out a shot)

(The Camera Goes then to the blue who falls off the cliff he is positioned, Dead)

(Camera goes back to fonzie who remains still, looking for anymore enemies.)

(Camera then goes to First person Fonzie who is searching around frantically with sniper Rifle, Breathing Heavily inside his helmet)

(Movie Fades out then Fades into five blues walking around there base, Patrolling)

(Camera Pans into the base and past two Blues who are talking animatedly, and goes to the back of the base where a Bitmapped Bomb sits by itself)

(Camera goes back outside blue base to the patrolling blues when a grenade comes up and hits the porch of the base)

(Two blues are killed in the Explosion, The Camera catches there death)

(All the Blues are instantly Alerted and go to the edge, They Look around frantically and then two are killed by sniper shots to the head)

(The Camera then Zooms to Fonzie who is hiding behind a rock ((or in a tree))

Agent Fonzie: (Chuckles)

(Camera goes to first person Fonzie who gets three more headshots as Blues pile out of the building.)

(Then The Camera Goes beside Fonzie as Fonzie gets shot in the hip)

(The Camera goes Underneath and a little away from the tree and shows Fonzie falling out of it)

(Fonzie looks up and sees he is surrounded by a whole Platoon of Blue)

(Camera goes to a Blue in front who is the Captain)

Blue Captain: "Get up Scumbag"

(Camera goes back to Fonzie who Reluctantly stands up)

(Camera Goes between Fonzie and the Blue Captain)

Blue Captain: "Who sent you here..."

(Fonzie remains quite and in unison everyone has the Gun Aimed at his Head)

Blue Captain: "... I cant say I like the Silent Treatment... Private Johnson... you may have the Honor..."

(Camera goes to a Blue Privated Behind Fonzie who Nods and Walks up to Fonzie's Back. Then Proceeds to hit him in the Back of the Head)

(Fonzie Falls Down Unconcious)

Blue Captain: "Take him to the Pit... We have no use for him alive...)

(Camera Fades Out)

(Camera Fades in on the Shaft that leads down to Swords Secret Room.)

(Fonzie is Standing Unarmed Surrounded by three Blues)

Blue Private: "Push him in carl, we got things to do"

( A Blue Goes Forward and pushes Fonzie off the edge)

( The Camera goes down to the Bottom of the Shaft and shows a body hitting the Ground)

(Camera goes back to the three blues who walk back out of the shaft)

(The Camera Stays still as they leave the area)

(Then Once they Leave Fonzie Spawns right in front of the Camera, Sniper Ready)

(The Camera goes to a close up on Fonzie)

Agent Fonzie: "Dumbasses forgot this was a game..."

(Fonzie then Exists the way the Blues did and the movies Fades to Credits)

[Yarok]

I want carl! even better, pelican!