This is a story of how normal sane people go insane. It all starts like any other day then something unexpected happens which cascades into paranoia as these normally sane people are reduced to hiding underground hoping for the end to come.
[quote] <alfaz62> hey olive
<Kayar> hello Olive
<TheOliveAvenger> hey
<TheOliveAvenger> i wish the old server was back :(...
<Kayar> don't like this?
<alfaz62> same
<TheOliveAvenger> its boring
<alfaz62> i wish we could merge already
<TheOliveAvenger> a lot of sameness
<TheOliveAvenger> and the flying sucks now
<alfaz62> KAYAR how do i fly this
<Kayar> DO YOU hAVE A FEATHER
<alfaz62> yes
<Kayar> I asked you before
<Kayar> okay
<Kayar> so
<alfaz62> no u didnt actually kayar btw
<Kayar> right click with the feather to either start or stop flying
<alfaz62> all i do
<Kayar> yeah i did I can see it in my chat log
<Kayar> actually now I can't
<alfaz62> is like run forward
<Kayar> because it got pushed up
<Kayar> hold shift idiot
<alfaz62> i am
<Kayar> and you go up, right?
<alfaz62> no
<Kayar> how do you crouch? Different key?
<alfaz62> yes
<Kayar> then crouch
<alfaz62> u shoulda said crouch
<Kayar> meh
<Kayar> ur a nub for changing keys
<alfaz62> no
<alfaz62> im a pro for making it more convieniant
<alfaz62> whoa
<Kayar> nope. It's like living in an english speaking country and deciding to forget english and learn frenc
<alfaz62> creepers arent blowing shit up
alfaz62 has been StruckDown.
<alfaz62> kayars random factoid of the day?
[Tombstone] alfaz62 died.
<alfaz62> wtf
<alfaz62> FUUUU
Kayar has been StruckDown.
<Kayar> Kayar's non-random telling you you're stupid of the day
<alfaz62> WTF?
<Kayar> fuck
<alfaz62> WAT THE FUCK
<Kayar> I was on top of my tree sphere
<Kayar> I am so glad it did not burn
<alfaz62> I WAS SET ON FIRE
<alfaz62> so fucking gay
<alfaz62> i died twice in a row
<Kayar> no shit? What do you think I was talking about?
<alfaz62> i died 3 times in ten minutes kayar
<Kayar> was I commenting on the weather maybe?
<alfaz62> ...
<alfaz62> and now
[Tombstone] capwner died.
alfaz62 has been StruckDown.
<alfaz62> u made it rain
<alfaz62> wtf?
<alfaz62> this is cruel burning punishment
<TheOliveAvenger> how the hell do i fly?
<alfaz62> i keep getting burn
<Kayar> Alfaz, I think the sky genie is angry
<Kayar> very angry
<alfaz62> what?
[Tombstone] capwner died.
<alfaz62> what did i do?
<Kayar> I don't know.
<TheOliveAvenger> whats the new fly???
<alfaz62> huh?
<Kayar> but you had better please him
<TheOliveAvenger> o_o
<Kayar> ./fly
<Kayar> we need to build an arc
<Kayar> ark
<Kayar> whatever
<Kayar> we will all die
<alfaz62> olive and i are gooing to build a pirate ship
Kayar has been StruckDown.
Kayar has been StruckDown.
Kayar has been StruckDown.
<Kayar> it will rain for forty days and forty nights
[Tombstone] Kayar died.
<Kayar> fuck
<TheOliveAvenger> and nothing will happen
<TheOliveAvenger> this flying is pretty goddamn weird
<Kayar> is this the cleansing?
<Kayar> burn the old world
<TheOliveAvenger> hm?
<Kayar> make the new
<TheOliveAvenger> sounds fun
<alfaz62> no
<alfaz62> dont u start it ricky bobby
<TheOliveAvenger> lets go
<TheOliveAvenger> the monsters of cleansing have arrived
<Kayar> I wouldn't know
<alfaz62> weres four horsemen?
<Kayar> I'm flying
<TheOliveAvenger> i see four creepers
<TheOliveAvenger> *Three
<alfaz62> need 4 different spider jockeys lol
<Kayar> Oh Great Lord Sky Genie, what have we done?!
<TheOliveAvenger> me and alfaz raped the land of its resources
<TheOliveAvenger> does that count?
<alfaz62> no
<alfaz62> mota did actually
<TheOliveAvenger> no...
<alfaz62> worse than us
<TheOliveAvenger> pretty sure we did that
<Kayar> Mota left most of a gold sphere intact
[Tombstone] alfaz62 died.
<TheOliveAvenger> FUUUUU
<Kayar> we're all going to burn
<TheOliveAvenger> yep
Connection reset
<TheOliveAvenger> must not like hellfire
Kayar has been StruckDown.
<Kayar> darkest night is here
<Kayar> O_O
<TheOliveAvenger> GET NEAR THE LIGHT
<TheOliveAvenger> the reckoning is here
<TheOliveAvenger> snow?
<TheOliveAvenger> snowy reckoning
<TheOliveAvenger> winter hellscape
Kayar has been StruckDown.
<Kayar> it's raining here dor me
<Kayar> for
<Kayar> ow
<Kayar> so close
<Kayar> 1 heart
<Kayar> snow
TheOliveAvenger has been StruckDown.
<TheOliveAvenger> rain for me
<TheOliveAvenger> HOLLY SHIT
<alfaz62> hell spawn for me
<TheOliveAvenger> THE RECKONING IS UPON US
<TheOliveAvenger> IVE BEEN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
<TheOliveAvenger> I HEARD THE LAUGH OF THE SKY GENIE
<alfaz62> omg
<TheOliveAvenger> AS HE RELISHED MY PAIN
<alfaz62> that means
<alfaz62> fuck dude
<alfaz62> i was hit by it 2x
<Kayar> only twice? I have been hit by at least 6
<Kayar> three right on top of each other
<alfaz62> olive
<TheOliveAvenger> yeah?
<TheOliveAvenger> oh gtg
<Kayar> I have breached the wall
<Kayar> I join the truth beyond.
[Tombstone] alfaz62 died.
<alfaz62> fuck seroously
[Tombstone] Kayar died.
<Kayar> slain by a skeleton
<Kayar> StruckDown
<Kayar> this is new
<Kayar> are you there, Sky Genie?
<alfaz62> fuck
<Kayar> ...
<Kayar> deceptively clear skies
<Kayar> Airstrike is still on
<Kayar> as is StruckDown
<alfaz62> r those mods?
<Kayar> yes
<Kayar> I don't know what StruckDown does
<Kayar> all is quiet
<alfaz62> dont
<alfaz62> make
<alfaz62> any
<alfaz62> sudden
<Kayar> has the rage of the Sky Genie been calmed?
<alfaz62> movements
<alfaz62> thats couldnt a bean a
<alfaz62> freak thing could it
<Kayar> I can't find any mention of a Minecraft mod called "StruckDown" on google
TheOliveAvenger logged in
<alfaz62> olive
<alfaz62> dont
<TheOliveAvenger> yarr
<alfaz62> make any
<Kayar> but it's in the plugins list
<TheOliveAvenger> dont
<TheOliveAvenger> ?
<alfaz62> sudden movement
<TheOliveAvenger> is the reckoning over?
<Kayar> hello
<alfaz62> hi
<alfaz62> lmme see ur skin
<Kayar> I have knives
<Kayar> five of them
<Kayar> this one I actually made myself, it's my first
<alfaz62> come here kayar
<Kayar> where?
<alfaz62> other island
<Kayar> fuck
<Kayar> I hate this
<alfaz62> i know
<alfaz62> u should like
<alfaz62> bunk with me in the glass sphere
[Tombstone] TheOliveAvenger died.
<TheOliveAvenger> died somehow....
<alfaz62> anger
<TheOliveAvenger> hold on
TheOliveAvenger disconnect
Connection reset
<alfaz62> HA
TheOliveAvenger logged in
<Kayar> I don't understand what is going on
<Kayar> this lag is insane
<alfaz62> i have protected myself wuth diamond
<alfaz62> sooo
<alfaz62> im like
<alfaz62> not hurt
<alfaz62> for a bit actually
<Kayar> I can't do anything
<Kayar> I have the worst lag right now
<Kayar> I can't do anything
<Kayar> I just fell off the face of the world
gustiv9 logged in
<alfaz62> hey thag
<alfaz62> they all left
<gustiv9> Hey.
<alfaz62> the sky genie is in a rage
<alfaz62> we think
<gustiv9> Is it still /fly mode?
<alfaz62> u might want to put what ever u find valueable in the vc
<gustiv9> Why would the gracious, almighty Sky Genie be mad?
<alfaz62> i dont know
<alfaz62> but kayar and olive and myself got fucked
<gustiv9> Vc?
<alfaz62> we dont know
<alfaz62> pres /gp c
<gustiv9> What do you mean by vc?
Kayar logged in
<alfaz62> virtual chest
MrBunneh logged in
<MrBunneh> hai?
<Kayar> hello
<gustiv9> Hey.
<alfaz62> kayar the genie was here and raged a bit ago
<Kayar> I rejoined
<alfaz62> well stormed
<Kayar> hm?
<MrBunneh> kk
<Kayar> Alfaz I was here for that remember?
<MrBunneh> i herd you guys got fucked up
<Kayar> or was it something new?
<alfaz62> no
<alfaz62> i mean
<alfaz62> after u left
<gustiv9> So.
<gustiv9> Is it still /fly?
<alfaz62> yeah
<Kayar> yeah
<gustiv9> :/
<gustiv9> You can't go up x.x
<MrBunneh> I have lag
<Kayar> Alfaz, was it the same as before?
<Kayar> and yes u can
<gustiv9> o.o
<Kayar> use shift or crouch key
<gustiv9> Cheers.
<alfaz62> i d k it was stormy as shit
<Kayar> the laughter?
<alfaz62> yeah
<gustiv9> Kayar,
alfaz62 has been StruckDown.
<alfaz62> hate night
<Kayar> O_O
<alfaz62> fuuuuuu
<gustiv9> How do you make a Tp point?
<alfaz62> HAHHAHHAHHAHAAAA
[Tombstone] alfaz62 died.
<Kayar> I saw that
<Kayar> I watched
<Kayar> I saw the lightning hit you
<alfaz62> HE GOT RID OF CHESTS
<Kayar> that
<Kayar> that was scary
<gustiv9> o.o
<gustiv9> Who got hit my lightning>
<Kayar> lightning from the clear blue sky
<Kayar> hit Alfaz
<gustiv9> OH GOD
<Kayar> while he was in a glass sphere
<gustiv9> He's coming after us.
<Kayar> who will be next...?
<gustiv9> With my luck, ne.
<gustiv9> *me
<alfaz62> o_o
<gustiv9> Gah, some arseface griefed my house.
<alfaz62> ø_ø
<gustiv9> Again.
<alfaz62> dude
<alfaz62> someone really doesnt like u
<alfaz62> like
<alfaz62> every house
<alfaz62> thats like overkill
<alfaz62> kayar
<Kayar> yes?
<alfaz62> what r u doing?
<Kayar> waiting for the next thing to happen
<alfaz62> BOM
<alfaz62> i am ready
<Kayar> I have one heart
<alfaz62> here kayar
<Kayar> r u near me?
<Kayar> oh
<Kayar> I saw u
<alfaz62> here
<alfaz62> take it
<alfaz62> kayar
<Kayar> oh hey
<Kayar> ty
<Kayar> was that from ur stash
<alfaz62> i still had apples from the last world
<alfaz62> yeah
<Kayar> from me
<Kayar> yeah
<Kayar> nice
<alfaz62> i think ive given more out than taken
<Kayar> gj
<alfaz62> i am trying to be helpful, u know
<Kayar> that's good
<alfaz62> yeah
<alfaz62> i mean, people help me soo
<alfaz62> i also have a sword and water at the ready kayar
<alfaz62> get in
<Kayar> lol water blocks
<Kayar> also from me
<alfaz62> lol
<alfaz62> still have em
<alfaz62> and lava too
<Kayar> that seems like a bad idea
<Kayar> you were struck by lightning
<alfaz62> why?
<Kayar> two people
<Kayar> sitting in water next to each other
<alfaz62> better?
<Kayar> with the possibility of being struck by lightning
<alfaz62> lol
<alfaz62> lol
<Kayar> ty
<alfaz62> np
<alfaz62> oh wait
<Kayar> thanks
<alfaz62> mhm
<alfaz62> never know
<alfaz62> i like how we are all paranoid and shit now
alfaz62 has been StruckDown.
<alfaz62> it is day kayar
<Kayar> yeah...
<alfaz62> hhahahahahaha
<Kayar> O_O
<alfaz62> AAAAAAAAAAAHHH*
<alfaz62> HEY
<Kayar> that
<alfaz62> im okay
<Kayar> that was close
<alfaz62> i only lost like
<alfaz62> half a heart?
<alfaz62> not
<Kayar> I lost 2 and a half
<alfaz62> like
<alfaz62> 2
<Kayar> it was targeted at me I think
<alfaz62> when just now?
<Kayar> yeah
<alfaz62> alright
<alfaz62> i moved farther away
<alfaz62> u know what
<alfaz62> kayar
<alfaz62> come here
<Kayar> ...
alfaz62 has been StruckDown.
<alfaz62> its day man
<alfaz62> OW
<Kayar> you were saying?
<Kayar> I now have 2 and a half hearts left
<alfaz62> im getting in my hole
<Kayar> ty
<alfaz62> of course
<Kayar> soooo
<alfaz62> ugh
<alfaz62> i made a uh
<alfaz62> thingy
<Kayar> ?
<alfaz62> out of diamond bloacks kayar
<Kayar> and?
<alfaz62> immma be safer
<alfaz62> now
<alfaz62> cuz it struck me twice
<Kayar> or just less ricj
<Kayar> rich
<alfaz62> uh
<alfaz62> i got these from u
<alfaz62> lol
<Kayar> well
<alfaz62> from the trial
<Kayar> seems I got the short end of the stick there
<alfaz62> besides when we get back to our world
<alfaz62> u wanna...?
<alfaz62> comeon over?
<Kayar> give a man demi-god powers and he gives stuff to other people
<Kayar> forgets to save something for himself
<alfaz62> here take my hut then
<Kayar> lol no no
<alfaz62> i can hide in the bowels of this place
<Kayar> I'm fine right where I am
<alfaz62> i made a fortress there
<Kayar> I'm not moving
<alfaz62> well, i dug in
<alfaz62> if u can dig to it ur welcome to stay there
<alfaz62> soooo..?
<alfaz62> are we just?
<alfaz62> gonna stay here?
<Kayar> well
<Kayar> ...
<Kayar> this is a boss battle with no boss
<Kayar> a god
<Kayar> it has no weakness
<Kayar> we can only appease its mad designs
<alfaz62> lets go sky genie
<Kayar> ...
<alfaz62> if u can deal it i can take it
<alfaz62> i will willing sacrifice
<alfaz62> u and me baby
<alfaz62> grit your teeth and take it like a man grr
<Kayar> he's trying to lull us
<Kayar> into making a mistake
<alfaz62> well
<Kayar> leaving our defenses
<alfaz62> what have we got to lose?
<alfaz62> i challenge him right here
<alfaz62> if he bee the power at will and not mother nature
<alfaz62> then lets go
<Kayar> You? Challenge a god?
<alfaz62> wooo im FUCKIN PUMPED
<alfaz62> well thats what gods are made for
<alfaz62> to challenge them. thats the only way to show ur devotion
<alfaz62> hes making no mobs spawn
<Kayar> none?
<alfaz62> none
<alfaz62> ...
<Kayar> that explains the quiet
<alfaz62> I DONT NEED NO APPLES
<Kayar> not even on other spheres?
<alfaz62> well i hear a chicken somewhere
<Kayar> ...
<alfaz62> but thats all
<alfaz62> no apples
<alfaz62> no water
<Kayar> that's just because we're here
<Kayar> in one area
<Kayar> confined
<Kayar> mobs only spawn in a certain distance
<alfaz62> U MEAN
<alfaz62> YOUR CONFINED
<Kayar> away from the player
<alfaz62> bring it
<alfaz62> LETS GOOOOO
<Kayar> Alfaz, are you out in the open?
<alfaz62> yes
<alfaz62> and
<alfaz62> im making myself more promonant
<alfaz62> prominent*
<alfaz62> i think hes done,
<Kayar> ...
<Kayar> do you really believe that?
<alfaz62> NO
<alfaz62> THATS WHY I SAID IT
<Kayar> he's toying with us
<alfaz62> lol kinky
<Kayar> we are but dolls in his godly hands
<Kayar> to do with as he pleases
<alfaz62> actually im an action figure
<alfaz62> lol
<alfaz62> kayar
<Kayar> yes?
<alfaz62> u still being a wimp?
<alfaz62> there ya go
<alfaz62> metal lighting rod lol
<alfaz62> ur guy needs the whites in his eyes
<Kayar> meh
Sugarlumps logged in
<Sugarlumps> hello!
<alfaz62> sugar
<Sugarlumps> no one?
<Kayar> hey Lumps
<Sugarlumps> ohi
<Sugarlumps> i just finished my history exam and got home
<alfaz62> be prepared for the spontaneous wrath of the sky god
<Sugarlumps> why
<Kayar> there was lightning
<Kayar> and fire
<alfaz62> and death
<Sugarlumps> o_O
Kayar has been StruckDown.
Kayar has been StruckDown.
Kayar has been StruckDown.
<Kayar> it rained for forty days and forty nights
<alfaz62> with out death chests
<Sugarlumps> WAS
<Sugarlumps> OH GAWD
<Kayar> AAAAH
<Sugarlumps> i just heard something
<alfaz62> OH GOD KAYAR
<Sugarlumps> well good luck to those wooden houses
<Kayar> I'm staying away from mine
<alfaz62> KAYAR WHERE WHERE YOU?
<Sugarlumps> mines of lightstone its k
<Kayar> they explode
<Sugarlumps> what
<Sugarlumps> oshi
<alfaz62> kayar did u die?
<Sugarlumps> uhh
<Kayar> no
<Sugarlumps> where does lightning occur
Sugarlumps has been StruckDown.
<Sugarlumps> its not even raining
<Kayar> I have 3 and a half hearts
<Sugarlumps> oW
<alfaz62> anywhere
<Sugarlumps> dammit mono
<Kayar> were u hit?
<alfaz62> u used all three kayar?
<Sugarlumps> ye
<Kayar> no
<Kayar> saved them in my gp c
<Sugarlumps> im at 1 and 1/2 hearts
<Sugarlumps> teleed to ur place and got hit
<alfaz62> where r u going kayar
<Kayar> O_O
<Sugarlumps> teled back and went in water
<Kayar> good
<alfaz62> uh
<Sugarlumps> blargh
<alfaz62> if he got hit at ur place
<alfaz62> itd still catch fire
<Kayar> if he tele'd there he was on my glowsphere
<Sugarlumps> yar i was on fire
<Sugarlumps> ya
[Tombstone] alfaz62 died.
<alfaz62> huh?
<alfaz62> whu..?
<Kayar> ?
<alfaz62> BEDS DONT WORK ANYMORE
Kayar has been StruckDown.
<Kayar> it's day
<Kayar> ow
<alfaz62> u dead?
<Kayar> no
<Kayar> one heart
<Kayar> used an apple
<alfaz62> nice
<alfaz62> i died
<alfaz62> he used a silencer
<alfaz62> i have idea
<alfaz62> if u can still ride any mob
<Sugarlumps> back
<Sugarlumps> a
<alfaz62> id ride a squid
<Kayar> and drown
<Sugarlumps> kayar
<Sugarlumps> is lightning only at ur place
<alfaz62> no anywhere
<Kayar> laggg
<Kayar> no
<Sugarlumps> fuu
<alfaz62> why/
* Sugarlumps stores stuff in chest
<Kayar> hell... this lag
<alfaz62> lag...?
<alfaz62> this isnt lag...
<alfaz62> THIS
<alfaz62> IS
<alfaz62> MINECRAFT
<Sugarlumps> lag
<Kayar> I have lag
<Sugarlumps> do do i
<alfaz62> I HAVE MINECRAFT THEN
<Sugarlumps> frr mono
<Sugarlumps> frr
<Sugarlumps> grr*
<alfaz62> hey
<Sugarlumps> wat
<Sugarlumps> sleep
<alfaz62> where u goin gbro?
<Sugarlumps> where are u kayar
<Kayar> near ur place
<Sugarlumps> im at yours
<Sugarlumps> don't go near each other?
<Sugarlumps> so we don't blow each others houses up?
<Kayar> don't be at my place
<Kayar> so that you don't blow my place up
<Sugarlumps> not
<Sugarlumps> im not
<Kayar> oh
<Sugarlumps> fu
<alfaz62> COME AT ME BRO
<alfaz62> LETS DANCE MONO
<alfaz62> THE SWEET TANGO OF 1.21 GIGAWATTS
Sugarlumps has been StruckDown.
<Sugarlumps> im gonna wait the night out with half heart
[Tombstone] Sugarlumps died.
<Sugarlumps> i just died
<Kayar> lightning
<Kayar> I saw
<Sugarlumps> i was encased
<alfaz62> TAKE ME MONO
<alfaz62> IM RIGHT HERE
<Kayar> I saw the lightning on a clear say
Kayar has been StruckDown.
<Kayar> day
Kayar has been StruckDown.
<Kayar> well night
[Tombstone] Kayar died.
<Sugarlumps> i just heard
<alfaz62> that was normal lightning...
<Sugarlumps> i was hiding in lgihtstone
<Kayar> I died
<alfaz62> oh.
<Kayar> he threw two at me at once
<Sugarlumps> WTF
<alfaz62> i saw
<Sugarlumps> IT WENT THROUGH LIGHTSTONE
<Sugarlumps> roof is perfectly fine
<Sugarlumps> i know
<Sugarlumps> if we keep flying we won't get hit
<alfaz62> kaayr
<alfaz62> im at ur chest
<alfaz62> protecting it
<Kayar> A captain's job was simple: Get a ship, and keep flying.
<Sugarlumps> but
<Kayar> there's nothing in there but cobble alfaz
<alfaz62> k
<alfaz62> whered u guise go?
<Kayar> did anyone get my reference?
<Sugarlumps> no
<Kayar> >_<
<Kayar> please watch Firefly and Serenity sometime in the near future
<Sugarlumps> whats that
<alfaz62> oh
<alfaz62> i have
<Sugarlumps> is it an american show thing or what
<Kayar> oh yeah forgot..
<Kayar> well, it is
<Sugarlumps> err k
<Kayar> it was a show
<Kayar> and then Fox canceled it because they're assholes
<Sugarlumps> lololo
<Kayar> so Joss Whedon got permission to finish it as a movie
<Kayar> the show is Firefly
<Kayar> the movie is Serenity
<alfaz62> hey where r u guys
<Sugarlumps> near kayars
<Sugarlumps> NEAR
<Sugarlumps> not at
<Kayar> yep
<Sugarlumps> wher er u i can't see u
<alfaz62> booo
<alfaz62> hi lumps
<Kayar> I am hiding
<Sugarlumps> wehere
<Sugarlumps> oh
<Sugarlumps> lol
<Sugarlumps> i know how to use the feather effeciently
<Kayar> it's so annoying
<Kayar> especially with lag
<alfaz62> hey kayar
<alfaz62> nope
<alfaz62> other way
<alfaz62> back
<alfaz62> to ur right
<alfaz62> more
<alfaz62> more
<Sugarlumps> wat
<alfaz62> there ya go
<alfaz62> no left
<Sugarlumps> who u talking to
<Kayar> I don't see u
<alfaz62> no back where u were kayar
<Sugarlumps> WAT
<alfaz62> stand on the block
<Sugarlumps> all meet at kayars
<alfaz62> yes
<alfaz62> dont move
<Kayar> no
<Kayar> not at mine
<Kayar> next to mne
<Kayar> mine
<alfaz62> now move to ur left more. turn imean
<Kayar> glowstone sphere
<alfaz62> yes
<alfaz62> little more
<alfaz62> u were just loking at me
<Sugarlumps> next to ur treehouse?
<Sugarlumps> ah
<Kayar> I see lumps
<alfaz62> jesus kayar stop moving[/quote]