Someone from here? O_O

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: male 18
You: I WANT UR MEATBAWLS
You: IM FEMALE...13 :D
You: WANNA FUCK THIS?
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You: HELLO MY SWEET MAN
You: WANT ME?
You: WANT MY 13 year old ass?????????/
Stranger: ima gay guy :o
You: o
You: want my ass anyway?
You: its hawt
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where u from?
You: amedica
Stranger: i dont know that
You: meh home land
Stranger: where is it?
You: in da north amedica silly
Stranger: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Stranger: lol
You: harhar
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Stranger: hi, how old :) ?
You: 89
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Stranger: OMG
Stranger: I ACCIDENTALLY MY DILDO
Stranger: LIKE, THE WHOLE THING
You: ooo show me your boobies
Stranger: NAO
Stranger: FUCKING PERVERT
You: im gay >_>
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: mhm.
You: i like ass
You: show me your bunhole
Stranger: I was actually gonna show you my boobs.
Stranger: But meh =/
You: ummm
You: its k
You: boobies
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: You're gay.
You: PLEASE
You: no
You: im straight
Stranger: Nope =/
Stranger: No
You: im uhhh bi
Stranger: You said you were gay.
You: umm
You: i was a minute ago
Stranger: I only them it to straight people =/
You: now im striaght
You: heehee
Stranger: I only show them to people hwho have never been gay
You: i was never gay!
You: it was a uhh
Stranger: You were.
Stranger: 1 minute ago.
You: joke
You: happy b day
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: You said very serious
You: i wantt it
Stranger: You weren't joking
You: please
You: please
Stranger: Hmm
You: pleasssse
You: i want to hold them
You: in my arms
You: and drink the milk
You: please?????????????
Stranger: =/
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Stranger: hi
You: tities nowz
You: show me teh gold
You: now
You: the vagina
You: the boobies
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Stranger: me M, age:48 speek fr
You: Me F, age:13
You: heehee
You: want it?
You: its hawt
You: u neeed it!
Stranger: hahahaha, good babe
You: i want to lick ur liver spots!
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[Monk34]

I copied you a bit Devious.

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Stranger: hi!
You: NO U!
Stranger: me?
You: No, the other guy
You: Wait... what's that?
You: Oh my god...
You: ZOMBAIZ!!!!
You: GET TEH LAZORZ!!!!!
Stranger: NO !
You: CHARRRGGEEE THEEEMMM!!!!'
You: CHARGE TEH LAZORZ!!
Stranger: IT TIME TO CALL VOVES, THE DUKE OF LOVE!
You: OH NOES, NOT NOW!
Stranger: HE WOULD TAKE CARE OF
Stranger: WAIT, LET ME SEARCH MY POCKET: PIKACHU, GO!
You: NUUUU I CHOOSE YOU MIDKIP!
You: GO GO GO!
Stranger: PIKACHU USES THNDERBOLT
You: (MUPKIP USES RICK ASTLEY!)
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Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: PIKACHU DIES
You: YAY!
You: MUDKIP GAINS 1337 EXP!
You: HE IS NOW LEVEL 87!
Stranger: OH, DAMN IT!
Stranger: GO: NAKED MISTY
You: WAIT, WHAT ABOOT TEH ZOMBAIZ!!!
Stranger: OH, THAT'S RIGHT
You: CHARGE TEH LAZOR!!!
Stranger: LET ME CALL VOVES, THE DUKE OF LOVE NOW
You: OK
Stranger: VOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, COME HELP US CARALHO!
You: I'LL HOLD EM' OFF W/ CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
You: CAPS LOCK!
You: CAPS LOCK!
Stranger: VOVES HERE, HE'S NOW GONNA USE HIS ROUND HOUSE KICK TO KILL THE BASTARDS
You: IT ISN'T WORKING!
You: YAYAY!
You: WAIT... ARE THOSE... NO... IT CAN'T BE!
Stranger: WHAT?
You: IT'S...
You: IT'S
You: IT'S...
You: IT'S...!!!!
Stranger: IT CAN'T BE!
You: IT IS!
Stranger: NOOOOOO, GOD WHY!
You: STOP IT!
You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?!?!
You: WAIT, USE THE POWER OF THE ARMBANDS!!!
You: TYPE FOR YOUR LYFE!
Stranger: NO, FUSIONATE WITH VOVES, THE DUKE OF LOVE TO FORM A NEW BEING: VOVES 2, THE PRINCE OF THE BLUE EYES.
You: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOG
You: OH MY GAWD YES!
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Stranger: HAHA FUIONATE NOW!
You: {WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW}
You: I FUSED!"
Stranger: IT'S DONE, VOVES 2 THE PRICE OF THE BLUE EYES IS BORN!
You: WOOT!
You: But on a more serious note, please go to the forum you hail from and post this please.
You: I know I will.
Stranger: hahahaha
You: GOOOOODDD BYYYYEEEEE!!!!!!@
Stranger: bye!
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[Devious]

I like your fusion of styles

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: TEHS NOEZ!
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You: hi
Stranger: i like unicorns
You: I Kill zombieez
You: TEHS NOEZ!
Stranger: thats scary i like unicorns
Stranger:
You: TEHS ZOMBIEEZ R BAK!
Stranger: did u know that i am part mental and killed my cat hehehe she couldn't fly like a unicorn
You: WHAT R WE TO DO?
You: THAT"S NICE
Stranger: yes yes it is can u fly?
You: BUT WE HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM!
You: IN MAH PLANE!
You: NO!
You: IT CAN"T BE!
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Stranger: que? you should fly and have a ponty pinis sticking out of ur head like a unicorn
You: REALLY?
Stranger: yeppp
You: HOW WILL THAT HELP MY SITUATION?
Stranger: what situation r u in
You: I HAVE A RICK ASTLEY PROBLEM AND ZOMBIEEZ!
You: WAT R WE 2 DO?
Stranger: well then ride on a unicorn and fly away
Stranger: they make me smile
You: WHERE DO I GET QA UNICORN?
Stranger: FUCK U BITCH I LIKE UNICORNS

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MORE OF THIS!

[Smythe]

Some one from here ?

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You: OH shit ITs Teh Zombies!
Stranger: Oh shit!
You: Runzzz!!!
Stranger: HIDE!
You: Quickly charge all teh cannons
Stranger: Their charged!
You: Fire Them!
Stranger: Grab the machetes!
You: Oh No WATCH OUT ITS RICK ASTLEY!!!!
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You: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Oh fuck!
Stranger: Kill him!
You: FIRE YOUR LAZZZAR!!!!
Stranger: I DONT HAVE ONE!
You: OH Teh Noes
You: Quickly
You: Runz1
Stranger: Ive been running !
You: Hes Gaining on Us!
Stranger: Im tired~
Stranger: Climb the tree!
You: Climb!
Stranger: Why the hell is your ass so dirty?
You: I fell Over
You: UMMM.......
You: Oops
Stranger: Sick ass
You: Just keep running!
You: up the Tree
Stranger: I THOUGHT WE WERE CLIMBING!
Stranger: You cant run up a tree!
Stranger: SILLY!
You: RUN UP THE TREE LIKE TEH NINJA!
Stranger: I am no Ninja!
Stranger: Im a samurai!
Stranger: Queer
You: Throw down coconuts on the hoard of zombies!
You: KEEP THROWING!
Stranger: Kill them with your space monkeys!
You: Space Monkeys from space attack with your space beams!
Stranger: Oh no the Zombies can fly!
Stranger: They reflect your space beams!'
Stranger: Mother fuckers
You: NOO
Stranger: DIG!
You: Monkeys use kamakazie tactics!
Stranger: Run down the tree and DIG!
Stranger: TO CHINA!
You: YEah
Stranger: DIG!
You: But zombies can dig!!!
You: Dig!!!!!!
Stranger: But their fat!
You: OMG boomer?
Stranger: They cant fit through the hole!
You: boomers?
Stranger: Boomer?
You: never mind
Stranger: BOOMERANG!
You: Just keep digging!
You: With the boomerang?
Stranger: Just keep swimming!
You: Wha??
Stranger: TO CHINA!
You: OMG GOOD IDEA!
Stranger: Swim to mother fucking china the dirt turned into water!
You: OMG ok
You: SWIM!!!!
You: Faster
You: ZOMBIE TURTLES!
Stranger: The Zombies are drowing!
Stranger: Ohhhh nooooo!
Stranger: Ride on their back!
Stranger: To Australia!
Stranger: They cant see us!
You: YEAHS1
You: YEAH I AM COMING BACK TO AUZZIE
Stranger: Throw some shrimp on the barbie
Stranger: !
You: Yeah!
You: And the zombies
Stranger: And the turtles!
Stranger: And their mothers!
You: Yumm Zombie burgers
Stranger: Mwahhahha
You: OM NOM NOM
Stranger: PATRICK HARRIS!
You: OMG
Stranger: FUCK!
You: Gets the machine gunz
Stranger: I LOVE HIM!
Stranger: Dont kill him!
Stranger: I want his autograph!
You: OMG
Stranger: He is so sexy!
You: NO HE IS TEH ZOMBIE!
Stranger: NEVER!
Stranger: FUck you!
You: He is Infected!
Stranger: Your infected!
Stranger: You turned on me!
Stranger: I thought we were friends!
You: No...i can't be
You: I must be immune
Stranger: YOU ARE!
Stranger: Your a cyclops zombie!
You: I must be
Stranger: I CAN SEE IT!
You: THE ZOMBIE RAWR!
Stranger: You can deny it!
Stranger: Cant**
You: MUstNot Become Teh ZOMbIEz
Stranger: TITS HEMMINGWAY!
You: What?
Stranger: Tits hemmingway!
You: No my arm is feeling wierd
You: I cant walk
Stranger: Wants your dick!
You: My leg is going green
Stranger: Gangrene!
You: And smells like almonds
You: NOO
Stranger: Chlamydia
Stranger: !
Stranger: Herpes!
Stranger: Ghonnorhea!
You: The ZombIes Are Gangrene Zombies!
Stranger: Grosssss
You: I no
You: My feeling for the zombies were too great!
Stranger: SIck ass!
You: NOo
Stranger: We cant do this anymore!
You: Beleve meh
Stranger: How can i believe you after waht you did!
You: Noo
You: I Didn't
Stranger: The crabs dont lie!
You: Not Really....
You: !!!!
You: Well i will go to colleage
Stranger: I cant go on anymore like this
Stranger: I must leave you
You: Why
You: Noooooo!!1
Stranger: Fairwell Tits McGee
You: On a more serious note post this to any forums you know of
Stranger: Ha why?
You: And spread the word!
Stranger: Word of what?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: The zombies!!!
You: To be careful of Teh Z0Mb13S
Stranger: Forums can suck a cock.
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Yessssss
You: Farewell Young padawan
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I sort of stoles your ideas

[Devious]

i like your fusion too!
Pure epicness!

[Smythe]

Thanks.

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Stranger: hey
You: OH HAI!
Stranger: HAI!!!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: asl?
You: XD
Stranger: rofl
You: 15 M AUzzie Mate!
Stranger: sweet
You: Yeah
Stranger: 15 M canada
Stranger: >:D
You: CAn you see the zombieS?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ur a gamer arn't u
Stranger: :P
You: Lucky zombies can't survive cold
Stranger: lol
You: So canadas probably the best place to be right now
Stranger: LOL :P
You: i ain't gonna sit around waiten on salvation
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cya later

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Stranger: hurry
You: shh the zombies are coming
Stranger: they are?!
You: YES!
Stranger: holy fuck!
You: Runz
Stranger: dude, I got a 22 but that's it
Stranger: you think I can hold em off?
You: Aim for the limbs
Stranger: wait
Stranger: I see one!
You: I will try and find some more guns!
Stranger: he's wandering around the yard
Stranger: hang on, I'm going to go take a shot at him
You: Hey i found a machette will that do
Stranger: *BLAM*
You: OK then fire!
Stranger: fuck
You: Miss?
Stranger: I missed
You: Shit!
Stranger: okay, he definitely sees me now
You: Ok lets get moving
Stranger: shitshitshit
You: Run!
Stranger: he's coming
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: *glarg*
You: Theres a pistol in the kitchen of that house over there!
You: I will go get it!
Stranger: mmmf
You: *Grabs Pistol
Stranger: mmmmmmrrrggg
Stranger: mmmm....bb
You: Oh Noes you is teh zombie nao
Stranger: BRNmmmmmf
You: *BANG!*
You: *BANG*
You: *BANG*
Stranger: *starts to stand up*
You: Oh noes
You: *BANG*
Stranger: BRAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!
You: *BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG*
Stranger: *oof*
You: *Runz
You: *BANG*
Stranger: mmmrg
You: OH shit i am surrounded!
You: *BANG*
You: *BANG*
Stranger: *rips off own limb and starts wielding it like a club*
You: *Reloads*
You: *BANG*
You: *BANG*
Stranger: *ppft* (another zombie's head pops)
You: *Click*
You: *out of ammo*
Stranger: MMMRRRAAAGGHH!
Stranger: BRAINS!
Stranger: *devour*
You: Throws zombies limbs at you
Stranger: OM NOM NOM NOM
You: OH Noes!
You: Mah Brians!!!!!
You: KICK!
Stranger: *shuffles around*
Stranger: NEED MORE BRAINS!
You: Quickly for defence I CHOOSE PIKACHU!
You: OH NOES PIKACHU IS A ZOMBIE!
Stranger: aaaiiiieeeee!
Stranger: run!
You: *SUddenly becomes teh Ninja!*
You: And Ninjas all teh zombies!
Stranger: *suddenly, a pirate appears*
You: OMGWTFBBQ?
Stranger: pirate attack!
Stranger: swing that sabre!
You: DODGE!
You: NANJA STARS!

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Stranger: hi
You: ola
You: i'm not spanish
You: =.=
Stranger: oke
You: pie is teh epicness!
You: u like pie?
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Chinese connection, gotta love it~ [/sarcasm]

[Devious]

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You: O HAI
Stranger:
Stranger: What's uppp?
You: TEH ZMOBIEEZ R UP
You: OUT OF DERE GRAVEEZ
Stranger: Oh noes! D:
Stranger: Should I run for cover?
You: Yes
You: Do you have any gunz or Lazorz?
Stranger: No But I have a black belt, which is like.. having a weapon inside your body.
You: True
You: But There is a chucknorris ZOMBIEE!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: Is he like, the ~head zombie?
You: HOW will WE stop H|IIM?
You: YES
Stranger: IDK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER
You: HE is also torso legs and arem zombie!
You: WE MUST!
You: We MUST UNITE!
Stranger: YES!
You: WE MUST FIND THE LAZOR
Stranger: The most powerful lazor EVARRRR
You: TEH LAZOR OF TEH EPICNESS
You: WERE WILL WE FIND THIS BEAST?
Stranger: IDK we might have to go on a ~quest for it
You: THEN WE MUSTN SEND LINK!
You: THE SAME LINK WHO SAVED ZELDA!
Stranger: BUT HE WON'T WANT TO FIND THE LAZOR UNLESS ZELDA IS THERE TOO D:
You: WHAT DE DOSENT KNOW CANT HURT HIM
Stranger: O IC ;]
You: OH NOEZ
Stranger: D: WHAT IS IT
You: TEH MASTARR OF EVIL!
You: NOOOO!
Stranger: :O WHO IS THAT
You: HE IS COMINGEH
Stranger: TO US?!
You:

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Stranger: AHHHHH IT'S THE RICK ASTLEY OF DOOM
You: THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP HIM!
Stranger: RICK ROLL HIM?!
Stranger: Or can you not Rick Roll Rick himself? D:
You: NO SOMETHING ALMOST AS BAD
You: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
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Stranger: BUT DON'T WE NEED THE LAZOR FOR THAT?! =X
You: HE# HAZ HIS OWN LAZOR!
Stranger: OMG! Where can we find him?!?!
You: HE IS HERE!
Stranger: *GASP*
Stranger: THEN WOT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
You: O o
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Stranger: DID WE GET HIM?!
You: LETS FIND OUT!
You:

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You: H
You: HIS HEAD IS GONE!
Stranger: GOOD JOB!
You: NOW WE MUST DEFEAT CHUCK NORRIS!
Stranger: WILL THE SHOOP DA WHOOP TAKE CARE OF HIM?!
You: NO HE IS EXAUSTED!
You: WE MUST FIND ANOTHER SOLUTION
Stranger: D:
Stranger: LINK?!
You: HE HAS GONE TO FIND TEH LAZORS!!!
Stranger: YAY!
You: OH LOOK!
You: WHAT IS THAT I SEE OVER THE HORIZION?
Stranger: IS IT LINK?!
Stranger: OR CHUCK?!
You: BOTH!
Stranger: OMG D:
Stranger: DOES LINK HAVE THE LAZOR?
You: THEY ARE HAVING A BARBACUE!
Stranger: OMG WTFS
Stranger: Have we made peace with ChuckNorris!Zombie?!?
You: THEY ARE COOKING RIBS WITH THE LAZORS!
Stranger: LOL WOT
You: EXACTLY!
You: LOLWUT
Stranger: Should we go approach them?!?
You: I DON"T KNOW!
You: I WAS GOING TO AXE YOU?
Stranger: D:
Stranger: I AM SO CONFUZZLED
You: AS AM I
You: SHOULD WE APPROACH TEM?
Stranger: I TINK SO
You: KAY!
You: YOU GO
FIRST!
Stranger: EEAK OKAY
You: ILL BE BEHING YEW WITH MAH SHOTTY!
Stranger: OMG CHUCKNORRIS!ZOMBIE IS STARING AT ME FUNNY
You: OH NOEZ!
Stranger: SHOULD I KEEP GOING
You: THROW SOME RAW BARBACUE MEAT AT HIM!
Stranger: OKAY!
Stranger: OMGZ HE IS SMILING AT MEH
You: OOH HE LIEKS IT
You: HIVE HIM A BEER!
Stranger: OH HE IS TELLING ME TO COME OVER! LET'Z GO
You: KAY
You: HAI LINK!
Stranger: OMG THEY WANT US TO PARTY WITH THEM
You: LETS!
Stranger:
You: OH NOEZ!
You: MAI MOTHER IS CALLING MEH!
Stranger: AWZ
You: I MUST LEAVE NAO
Stranger: SEE YAH LATERZZZ
You: YOU too
You: WAIT are you a ammber of /?MGM?
Stranger: LOL wot is that
You: NMV
You: Its a forum
Stranger: OH lolz what is it for?!
You: We all talk like that there
Stranger: I <3 FORUMS
You: Withouth the caps
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: what does MGM stand for
You: Macgamingmods.com
Stranger: that's legit awesome
Stranger: and i will legit join there haha
You: YOu have a mac?
Stranger: yeah i have a mac and a PC
Stranger: haha
You: COOL
You: What will your username be?
Stranger: casedilla
Stranger: haah
Stranger: my name is casey so
You: Ill Be devious
You: Lol
Stranger: haha alright (:
You: Ima post this there now!
You: BYE!
Stranger: Alrighty byyye! (:

WIN!

[casedilla]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: O HAI
Stranger:
Stranger: What's uppp?
You: TEH ZMOBIEEZ R UP
You: OUT OF DERE GRAVEEZ
Stranger: Oh noes! D:
Stranger: Should I run for cover?
You: Yes
You: Do you have any gunz or Lazorz?
Stranger: No But I have a black belt, which is like.. having a weapon inside your body.
You: True
You: But There is a chucknorris ZOMBIEE!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: Is he like, the ~head zombie?
You: HOW will WE stop H|IIM?
You: YES
Stranger: IDK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER
You: HE is also torso legs and arem zombie!
You: WE MUST!
You: We MUST UNITE!
Stranger: YES!
You: WE MUST FIND THE LAZOR
Stranger: The most powerful lazor EVARRRR
You: TEH LAZOR OF TEH EPICNESS
You: WERE WILL WE FIND THIS BEAST?
Stranger: IDK we might have to go on a ~quest for it
You: THEN WE MUSTN SEND LINK!
You: THE SAME LINK WHO SAVED ZELDA!
Stranger: BUT HE WON'T WANT TO FIND THE LAZOR UNLESS ZELDA IS THERE TOO D:
You: WHAT DE DOSENT KNOW CANT HURT HIM
Stranger: O IC ;]
You: OH NOEZ
Stranger: D: WHAT IS IT
You: TEH MASTARR OF EVIL!
You: NOOOO!
Stranger: :O WHO IS THAT
You: HE IS COMINGEH
Stranger: TO US?!
You:

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Stranger: AHHHHH IT'S THE RICK ASTLEY OF DOOM
You: THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP HIM!
Stranger: RICK ROLL HIM?!
Stranger: Or can you not Rick Roll Rick himself? D:
You: NO SOMETHING ALMOST AS BAD
You: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
You: ..……………………….„~"¯¯¯”~„
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Stranger: BUT DON'T WE NEED THE LAZOR FOR THAT?! =X
You: HE# HAZ HIS OWN LAZOR!
Stranger: OMG! Where can we find him?!?!
You: HE IS HERE!
Stranger: *GASP*
Stranger: THEN WOT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
You: O o
/¯/___________________________ _ __/
| IM A FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!!!
\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ \
Stranger: DID WE GET HIM?!
You: LETS FIND OUT!
You:

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You: H
You: HIS HEAD IS GONE!
Stranger: GOOD JOB!
You: NOW WE MUST DEFEAT CHUCK NORRIS!
Stranger: WILL THE SHOOP DA WHOOP TAKE CARE OF HIM?!
You: NO HE IS EXAUSTED!
You: WE MUST FIND ANOTHER SOLUTION
Stranger: D:
Stranger: LINK?!
You: HE HAS GONE TO FIND TEH LAZORS!!!
Stranger: YAY!
You: OH LOOK!
You: WHAT IS THAT I SEE OVER THE HORIZION?
Stranger: IS IT LINK?!
Stranger: OR CHUCK?!
You: BOTH!
Stranger: OMG D:
Stranger: DOES LINK HAVE THE LAZOR?
You: THEY ARE HAVING A BARBACUE!
Stranger: OMG WTFS
Stranger: Have we made peace with ChuckNorris!Zombie?!?
You: THEY ARE COOKING RIBS WITH THE LAZORS!
Stranger: LOL WOT
You: EXACTLY!
You: LOLWUT
Stranger: Should we go approach them?!?
You: I DON"T KNOW!
You: I WAS GOING TO AXE YOU?
Stranger: D:
Stranger: I AM SO CONFUZZLED
You: AS AM I
You: SHOULD WE APPROACH TEM?
Stranger: I TINK SO
You: KAY!
You: YOU GO
FIRST!
Stranger: EEAK OKAY
You: ILL BE BEHING YEW WITH MAH SHOTTY!
Stranger: OMG CHUCKNORRIS!ZOMBIE IS STARING AT ME FUNNY
You: OH NOEZ!
Stranger: SHOULD I KEEP GOING
You: THROW SOME RAW BARBACUE MEAT AT HIM!
Stranger: OKAY!
Stranger: OMGZ HE IS SMILING AT MEH
You: OOH HE LIEKS IT
You: HIVE HIM A BEER!
Stranger: OH HE IS TELLING ME TO COME OVER! LET'Z GO
You: KAY
You: HAI LINK!
Stranger: OMG THEY WANT US TO PARTY WITH THEM
You: LETS!
Stranger:
You: OH NOEZ!
You: MAI MOTHER IS CALLING MEH!
Stranger: AWZ
You: I MUST LEAVE NAO
Stranger: SEE YAH LATERZZZ
You: YOU too
You: WAIT are you a ammber of /?MGM?
Stranger: LOL wot is that
You: NMV
You: Its a forum
Stranger: OH lolz what is it for?!
You: We all talk like that there
Stranger: I <3 FORUMS
You: Withouth the caps
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: what does MGM stand for
You: Macgamingmods.com
Stranger: that's legit awesome
Stranger: and i will legit join there haha
You: YOu have a mac?
Stranger: yeah i have a mac and a PC
Stranger: haha
You: COOL
You: What will your username be?
Stranger: casedilla
Stranger: haah
Stranger: my name is casey so
You: Ill Be devious
You: Lol
Stranger: haha alright (:
You: Ima post this there now!
You: BYE!
Stranger: Alrighty byyye! (:

WIN!

OH HAAAI
:]

Haha that was quick!

[Devious]

It sure was.

[Al Capwn]

I went on there once and pretending to be a chick. I found this other chick who turned out to be a lesbian, so we had hot chatsex, and then the chick told me she was actually a dude, and I told him that I was actually a dude too, and then it was awkward.

[Kiyoshi]

Fcking LOL sigged

EDIT: Shit too long...

[Al Capwn]

Just sig part of it then, lol.

[Kiyoshi]

Done lul

[draconic74]

Oh man... That is classic. What time are you guys on? I might want to join in on this exploration of insane randomness. See if I can trip any of you up... Heh heh.