Code: Select all
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Good evening admiral
Stranger: It's a trap!
You: OH Teh Noes
You: Quickly fire the MAC Cannon
Stranger: FIRIN MA LAZAR
You: BOOM
Stranger: SHAKA LAKA
You: Sir somthing just picked up on radar
You: Dropships Headed for the poles
Stranger: Fuck the radar
Stranger: I'm going in on manual!
You: Time To send in the marines!
Stranger: Quick! Do a barrel roll!
You: DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!
You: Fire ALL WEAPONZ
Stranger: Hmmm....
Stranger: Needs Improvement
Your conversational partner has disconnected.OMG Spoilerz about cole protocol
Code: Select all
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Good Evening Commander
Stranger: Are you the Battlecruise?
Stranger: Battlecruiser*
You: Man your position and check the radar
You: Yes we are
Stranger: How many are there?
Stranger: And what are we facing?
You: Holy shit
Stranger: Terran, Zerg, or Protoss?
You: OMg Its Teh ZURG!!!
Stranger: Oh shit.
You: Quickly fire all the lazzarz
Stranger: FIRE!!!
Stranger: FIRE ZE MISSILES!
You: Get me a firing solution for their hive mind and fire all archer missiles to impact with an ion cannon blast
Stranger: Wait.... now you're branching off into Halo.
You: Since when?
You: Ok maybe
Stranger: Since you said archer missiles.
You: Ah a fan?
Stranger: Not really, I've just read the first book.
Stranger: Fall of Reach.
You: Yeah its good
You: I prefer cole protocol though
Stranger: Never read it.
You: Its the best one
You: Not enough spartan ownage though
Stranger: Haha, I prefer the ship battles personally.
You: Yeah but their isn't much of that either
You: Cole protocol ends the best anyway
Stranger: What does the book consist of then?
You: Mostly Keyes getting a job on a ship and saving a couple of ODSTs and rebels trading covenant weapons within the inner colonies
Stranger: Oh, more politics than anything.
Stranger: Blegh.
You: and the arbiter before he becomes an arbiter as a ship master sent to destroy a human rebal colony trading with the kig-yar.
You: And the Rubble
You: A big human rebel colony in space on a couple of asteroids
Stranger: Question: Are you from /b/?
You: What?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
