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Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:53 pm
by Amy
Who do you think should/ve wi/on the Music Awards?



Feedback please : P

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:17 pm
by Mota-Lev
Swift cause I would hit that.

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:07 am
by Noodle
Jackson... HE'S DEAD! :D

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:29 pm
by Cracked
Lyrical Fixation:

Eminem hates his wife and his mother.

Example Lyric:

"I love my daughter more than life n' itself
But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin' hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt"


How It All Started:

Eminem has had mommy issues, be it with his mommy or his kid's mommy, since his major label debut, The Slim Shady LP. That album's first single, "My Name Is," was chock full of lyrics about his mom's unfortunate drug habit, but the real kicker was "97 Bonnie and Clyde" (we're not completely sure if that title refers to the year it was recorded or the number of times that goddamned title has been used in rap songs). It was some pretty harrowing shit; Eminem drives to the beach to dispose of the freshly murdered corpse of his ex-wife, Kim. And her new boyfriend. And her boyfriend's kid. All while Kim's daughter, who also happened to be his daughter, was in the car with him.

Kind of hard to top that. But boy, has he tried. And tried, and tried...

Why It Needs to Stop:

It's one thing to call your mom out for being a junkie and threatening your ex-wife on your first album. Antics like those can generally be chalked up to a publicity stunt. But when you follow that up by littering your next three albums with songs about raping your mom ("Kill You") and killing your wife some more ("Kim"), then you're turning into the rap version of Marilyn Manson: a cartoonish figure trying to convert shock value into free advertising.

Like a hip-hop Boo Berry.

When the shock wore off, we kind of just started wishing he'd develop a crippling substance abuse problem like regular folks, rather than rhyming his way through his emotional issues on MTV. Thankfully, that's exactly what he did and the world was blissfully "mommy was mean to me" song-free. For a few years.

Then in 2009, Eminem reemerged with the aptly titled album Relapse. With that album, not only did the world get to hear the innermost turmoil of a man wealthy enough to delve into a four-year drug binge while suffering little to no financial ramifications before being welcomed back to work with open arms, but we also got a whole new round of mommy rhymes.

What rhymes with "ALF shirt"?

On the album's second track (third if you count the intro, which only retards do) Em was back to his old tricks with a song called, what else, "My Mom." She did valium, you know. And lots of drugs. That's why he is how he is. Because of his mom. Fascinating stuff, Mathers. We didn't catch that the first dozen times.

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:48 pm
by Amy
Which all in all makes him awesome.

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:38 am
by Noodle
Kim is fucking hilarious, you have to admit.

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:51 am
by NinjaPunk
Seafire wrote:Jackson... HE'S DEAD! :D
God Damnit...
Can you NOT do that.
It pisses me off when someone says they love Micheal Jackson or they love his songs!
Just because he is DEAD doesn't mean you have to do that! If you really loved him you wouldn't be doing that now...
It's so weird because when he was alive people kept talking about him molesting children and all the scary stuff :| but now they talk about what a great man he was and stuff.

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:04 am
by Noodle
NinjaPunk wrote:
Seafire wrote:Jackson... HE'S DEAD! :D
God Damnit...
Can you NOT do that.
It pisses me off when someone says they love Micheal Jackson or they love his songs!
Just because he is DEAD doesn't mean you have to do that! If you really loved him you wouldn't be doing that now...
It's so weird because when he was alive people kept talking about him molesting children and all the scary stuff :| but now they talk about what a great man he was and stuff.
Fuck you. I was a fan of Jackson from discovering a copy of "Thriller" when I was 6 or so. The child molesting was all bollocks.

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:20 pm
by Mota-Lev
Actually I'm pretty sure they proved it was true. But Uhm he did have some good songs.

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:19 am
by Candy
Taylor ftw o_o
Michael is ok but I'm not a super hyper fan boy of him o_O

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:57 am
by NinjaPunk
Amy wrote:Who do you think should/ve wi/on the Music Awards?



Feedback please : P
I personally like atreyu and crossfade. Awesome punk music dude!
Anyways why does it even matter? I just songs that you don't have to pay for hehe

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:46 pm
by Kiyoshi
Mota, he was not guilty...uh...if i remember, They found tapes of one of the fathers bragging how he was gonna be rich from it...so...yah, jackson just settled the case with a money offer and they got it.

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:55 pm
by Noodle
I don't really give a shit about the people behind the music, just the music itself is good. Like marylyn manson.

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:20 pm
by Kiyoshi
Ew...That guy has bad music and alot of issues to work out...

Re: Artist of the Year Awards

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:22 pm
by Noodle
I think his music is pretty good for the genre, just that the guy is a total fuckhead. >.>